All round action-hero Gerard Butler did his best to eclipse the sun in Barbados and send all the celebs running back home, but unfortunately his muffin top still needs a bit of work.
Fair dos to the Spartan actor for not being ashamed of his new fuller figure though - he's clearly happy to draw attention to himself in those fetching Bermuda shorts.
A quick look at his IMDB page confirms that he doesn't have a Rik Waller biopic on the cards, so let's assume he'll be getting in shape like the rest of the nation pronto - although, considering he's rumoured to have shagged his way through half of the world's c-listers in the last year, he'll probably have a more fun work out than the rest of us. Fucker.
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COMMENTS (12)
that's not really very paunchy
bugger all wrong with him, dont know if he is a cunt but he is not a fat cunt.
Jesus Christ, HM. Man in not totally buff shocker. Fair do's, he's not ripped, but you could pick any man off the street and chances are this is what you'd get.
More disturbing is the way the chick in pic 1 has a body twice the length of her legs and looks a bit like Sonia from Eastenders.
Absolutely agree- fuck all wrong with him. Most Brit males look much lardier and have their guts hanging over their trousers- please put them away. More Butlers on the beach would do.
No idea who he is, but I do object to being forced into manorexia just because HM thinks a man must appear 'buff' or 'ripped'.
I rather like the bird in pic 1 tho. Bet her bum wobbles beautifully when she's entered vigorously from behind.
Nasty, nasty pink togs though.
Why does he always look like he is chewing his cheek when he's talking? The big cheek chewing spaz-on-a-laz.
I'd love to see the finely-honed, ripped six-pack that Mr HM carries....
Done !
Who the fuck's Gerard Butler?