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Tue, 05/01/2010 - 11:27 by Harry Bow

Reach for that final choccie orange as Gerard Butler demonstrates that there's always going to be someone more chubba than you...

All round action-hero Gerard Butler did his best to eclipse the sun in Barbados and send all the celebs running back home, but unfortunately his muffin top still needs a bit of work. 

Fair dos to the Spartan actor for not being ashamed of his new fuller figure though - he's clearly happy to draw attention to himself in those fetching Bermuda shorts. 

A quick look at his IMDB page confirms that he doesn't have a Rik Waller biopic on the cards, so let's assume he'll be getting in shape like the rest of the nation pronto - although, considering he's rumoured to have shagged his way through half of the world's c-listers in the last year, he'll probably have a more fun work out than the rest of us. Fucker.

 

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:15
  • He's alright! Nowt wrong with a bit o' meat. You want summit to hold onto of a night-time. I don't want a xylophone on legs. Better Butler than Pete Doherty. He must weigh all of eight stone and half of that is dirt.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 06/01/2010 - 15:21
  • He's alright! Nowt wrong with a bit o' meat. You want summit to hold onto of a night-time. I don't want a xylophone on legs. Better Butler than Pete Doherty. He must weigh all of eight stone and half of that is dirt.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 06/01/2010 - 15:21
  • Absolutely agree- fuck all wrong with him. Most Brit males look much lardier and have their guts hanging over their trousers- please put them away. More Butlers on the beach would do.

    kermits Wed, 06/01/2010 - 13:15
  • Who the fuck's Gerard Butler?

    whatthe. Tue, 05/01/2010 - 18:58
  • Done !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 05/01/2010 - 16:43
  • I'd love to see the finely-honed, ripped six-pack that Mr HM carries....

    Blartmonster Tue, 05/01/2010 - 16:37
  • Why does he always look like he is chewing his cheek when he's talking? The big cheek chewing spaz-on-a-laz.

    stix Tue, 05/01/2010 - 15:03
  • Nasty, nasty pink togs though.

    stella ah trois Tue, 05/01/2010 - 12:15
  • No idea who he is, but I do object to being forced into manorexia just because HM thinks a man must appear 'buff' or 'ripped'.
    I rather like the bird in pic 1 tho. Bet her bum wobbles beautifully when she's entered vigorously from behind.

    fuckwit Tue, 05/01/2010 - 12:15
  • Jesus Christ, HM. Man in not totally buff shocker. Fair do's, he's not ripped, but you could pick any man off the street and chances are this is what you'd get.

    More disturbing is the way the chick in pic 1 has a body twice the length of her legs and looks a bit like Sonia from Eastenders.

    tescopop Tue, 05/01/2010 - 12:06
  • bugger all wrong with him, dont know if he is a cunt but he is not a fat cunt.

    sandyman Tue, 05/01/2010 - 11:52
  • that's not really very paunchy

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 05/01/2010 - 11:49
  • that's not really very paunchy

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 05/01/2010 - 11:49
  • bugger all wrong with him, dont know if he is a cunt but he is not a fat cunt.

    sandyman Tue, 05/01/2010 - 11:52
  • Jesus Christ, HM. Man in not totally buff shocker. Fair do's, he's not ripped, but you could pick any man off the street and chances are this is what you'd get.

    More disturbing is the way the chick in pic 1 has a body twice the length of her legs and looks a bit like Sonia from Eastenders.

    tescopop Tue, 05/01/2010 - 12:06
  • No idea who he is, but I do object to being forced into manorexia just because HM thinks a man must appear 'buff' or 'ripped'.
    I rather like the bird in pic 1 tho. Bet her bum wobbles beautifully when she's entered vigorously from behind.

    fuckwit Tue, 05/01/2010 - 12:15
  • Nasty, nasty pink togs though.

    stella ah trois Tue, 05/01/2010 - 12:15
  • Why does he always look like he is chewing his cheek when he's talking? The big cheek chewing spaz-on-a-laz.

    stix Tue, 05/01/2010 - 15:03
  • I'd love to see the finely-honed, ripped six-pack that Mr HM carries....

    Blartmonster Tue, 05/01/2010 - 16:37
  • Done !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 05/01/2010 - 16:43
  • Who the fuck's Gerard Butler?

    whatthe. Tue, 05/01/2010 - 18:58
  • Absolutely agree- fuck all wrong with him. Most Brit males look much lardier and have their guts hanging over their trousers- please put them away. More Butlers on the beach would do.

    kermits Wed, 06/01/2010 - 13:15
  • He's alright! Nowt wrong with a bit o' meat. You want summit to hold onto of a night-time. I don't want a xylophone on legs. Better Butler than Pete Doherty. He must weigh all of eight stone and half of that is dirt.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 06/01/2010 - 15:21
  • He's alright! Nowt wrong with a bit o' meat. You want summit to hold onto of a night-time. I don't want a xylophone on legs. Better Butler than Pete Doherty. He must weigh all of eight stone and half of that is dirt.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 06/01/2010 - 15:21
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:15

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