Geri Halliwell attempts solo comeback, world shakes fist at sky

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Geri Halliwell back in 2001

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Wed, 01/12/2010 - 14:00 by HM writer

Prepare to lop off your ears. Geri Halliwell is reportedly planning a solo comeback, because that last one went so well. And she's apparently going to do a Nadine Coyle (but with probably less success) and start up her own record label to release her singles on...

A source confirmed our wildest nightmares and told The Sun:

"Geri is back in the studio.
"She wants to release a solo album next summer. Her masterplan is to start off with a cover reworked as a huge dance track. She is out of a record deal so she has decided to do it and fund it herself. Geri also has a girlband she is working with (is it that one rom The Only Way Is Essex?), who she thinks could cut it.

"She thought it would be wise to sign them on her own and get the cash for herself.

The source added:

"She has been texting all of her friends - including Victoria and David Beckham - asking for their favourite tracks for her to record."

We hope one's Raining Men...

We LOVED that.

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Comments

*blushes and bows*

Glad you liked it. I'm still in shock that Nigella looks so darn good. I was shocked enough when I found out Julianne Moore was 50, but Lawson? Wow. Cream cakes and foie gras and merlot all round, say I!
tescopop Thu, 02/12/2010 - 11:49
That will work Tesco if you do enough of both.
arthurport Thu, 02/12/2010 - 10:29
You're so wonderful! I like the line about dancing and shagging so much I'm about to copy and paste it to my boyf. And if he doesn't reply, he's SACKED!
GretaBritain Thu, 02/12/2010 - 10:19
I read this and thought to myself, "that canNOT be right, because someone on here the other day said McKeith was 51, and the fragrant Ms Lawson is, like, 42 or something." So I wiki'd it. And you're right.

NIGELLA LAWSON IS FIFTY YEARS OLD.

That's IT. There'll be no half-hearted 'join a gym and eat more celery' New Year's resolution for me this year.It's food and booze all the way. And the only exercise I'm doing is dancing and shagging.
tescopop Thu, 02/12/2010 - 09:40
That Gillian McKeith and Nigella Lawson are the same age is conclusive proof that women should be force fed cream cakes and doughnuts.
clee984 Wed, 01/12/2010 - 17:30
Fantastic picture of the Yoga orange freak!! yayyy!! thanks HM for digging these photos out of the box for us- reminds me that i'm better off having another couple of these M&S doughnuts if i don't want to end up looking like Gerri, ever!
Funnily enough, she looks better as she ages. She does need to keep that gob and that fat nose away from the mic though!
kermits Wed, 01/12/2010 - 17:07
is this woman immortal? forced to walk the earth eternally for her sins? that photo is from nearly ten years ago, when she returned as lulu's grandma. i predict she will do a hi-nrg dance version of "suffer little children" by the smiths which will go on for 275 years
leaveitoutcleaver Wed, 01/12/2010 - 16:56
I've never really wondered what an elderly bulimic person looked like...but now I know.
mrsmoon Wed, 01/12/2010 - 16:52
Ugh, she has the body of Grandma Waissel meets Bergen Belsen. Wrinkly, stringy, age spotted, bruised and a rib cage like a fucking xylophone. Put it away, for fuck's sake!
GretaBritain Wed, 01/12/2010 - 16:34
For the love of god, why? It can't be for the money, surely she's minted. And I'm pretty sure it's not for the want of creating an item of beauty or the need for inner expression. Can't she just realise we were all perfectly happy when she was doing fuck all, and keep it that way?
dandyboy Wed, 01/12/2010 - 14:36
Dear Geri

The thing is, you have got a minging face and a voice like sandpaper being shoved up a cat.

Bye, then.
Tescopop
xxx
tescopop Wed, 01/12/2010 - 14:22

Dear Geri

The thing is, you have got a minging face and a voice like sandpaper being shoved up a cat.

Bye, then.
Tescopop
xxx
tescopop Wed, 01/12/2010 - 14:22
For the love of god, why? It can't be for the money, surely she's minted. And I'm pretty sure it's not for the want of creating an item of beauty or the need for inner expression. Can't she just realise we were all perfectly happy when she was doing fuck all, and keep it that way?
dandyboy Wed, 01/12/2010 - 14:36
Ugh, she has the body of Grandma Waissel meets Bergen Belsen. Wrinkly, stringy, age spotted, bruised and a rib cage like a fucking xylophone. Put it away, for fuck's sake!
GretaBritain Wed, 01/12/2010 - 16:34
I've never really wondered what an elderly bulimic person looked like...but now I know.
mrsmoon Wed, 01/12/2010 - 16:52
is this woman immortal? forced to walk the earth eternally for her sins? that photo is from nearly ten years ago, when she returned as lulu's grandma. i predict she will do a hi-nrg dance version of "suffer little children" by the smiths which will go on for 275 years
leaveitoutcleaver Wed, 01/12/2010 - 16:56
Fantastic picture of the Yoga orange freak!! yayyy!! thanks HM for digging these photos out of the box for us- reminds me that i'm better off having another couple of these M&S doughnuts if i don't want to end up looking like Gerri, ever!
Funnily enough, she looks better as she ages. She does need to keep that gob and that fat nose away from the mic though!
kermits Wed, 01/12/2010 - 17:07
That Gillian McKeith and Nigella Lawson are the same age is conclusive proof that women should be force fed cream cakes and doughnuts.
clee984 Wed, 01/12/2010 - 17:30
I read this and thought to myself, "that canNOT be right, because someone on here the other day said McKeith was 51, and the fragrant Ms Lawson is, like, 42 or something." So I wiki'd it. And you're right.

NIGELLA LAWSON IS FIFTY YEARS OLD.

That's IT. There'll be no half-hearted 'join a gym and eat more celery' New Year's resolution for me this year.It's food and booze all the way. And the only exercise I'm doing is dancing and shagging.
tescopop Thu, 02/12/2010 - 09:40
You're so wonderful! I like the line about dancing and shagging so much I'm about to copy and paste it to my boyf. And if he doesn't reply, he's SACKED!
GretaBritain Thu, 02/12/2010 - 10:19
That will work Tesco if you do enough of both.
arthurport Thu, 02/12/2010 - 10:29
*blushes and bows*

Glad you liked it. I'm still in shock that Nigella looks so darn good. I was shocked enough when I found out Julianne Moore was 50, but Lawson? Wow. Cream cakes and foie gras and merlot all round, say I!
tescopop Thu, 02/12/2010 - 11:49