Geri Halliwell gives everyone a ready made headline but still goes unnoticed

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Geri goes for a wax in London

Brazil nuts

Sat, 22/08/2009 - 10:19 by Harry Bow

Geri Halliwell popped out for a brazilian wax yesterday, but unfortunately for her, no one cared (but us, vaguely)

Poor Geri Halliwell... She's eating a bag of NUTS outside a waxing STRIP BAR and no one even cares – what in the name of Christ is wrong with them?!

Sheesh, what's a girl to do? She's already crawled out of a massive inflatable vagina at the Brits, stalked George Michael and Robbie Williams, worn Lycra knickers and done the whole UN Ambassador thing before Angelina Jolie even thought about it, but her efforts just keep on going unnoticed time AFTER time.

Don't worry, Geri, your next trick might work... Not happy with just destroying the airwaves, she's reported to be taking flying lessons – we expect so she can do a bit of sky writing telling everyone to 'NOTICE ME!!!!'

There's a joke in there about a landing strip, but we're already falling asleep on this one....

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Comments

Now I know her. Seen her often begging for a few bob on the Embankment. Pretty girl as well. Will sing a jolly song if you're nice. Sad.
SelectiveInvective Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:15
Is she still alive? I thought she went mad and had to be institutionalised
Blartmonster Sat, 22/08/2009 - 11:27
I'm not old enough to remember her. My nan thinks she was probably one of the Beverley Sisters?????
SelectiveInvective Sat, 22/08/2009 - 10:51

I'm not old enough to remember her. My nan thinks she was probably one of the Beverley Sisters?????
SelectiveInvective Sat, 22/08/2009 - 10:51
Is she still alive? I thought she went mad and had to be institutionalised
Blartmonster Sat, 22/08/2009 - 11:27
Now I know her. Seen her often begging for a few bob on the Embankment. Pretty girl as well. Will sing a jolly song if you're nice. Sad.
SelectiveInvective Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:15