Geri Halliwell might've caused less offense if she'd dusted off her Buffalo boots and Union Jack mini for her trip out last night... Instead she appeared to have raided Ann Summer's new Sophie Reade range, wearing a see-through nightdress studded in rhinestones. Classy.
With a little help from her Tim Nice but Dim lookalike arm-piece, Henry Cockwith, Gezza has been trying very hard to infiltrate the yah-brigade, so it was no great surprise to see her at the charity ball for the Louis Dundas Palliative Centre. Her rags to riches tale is like a modern spin on Cinderella really... Unfortunately for all of the other guests there, though, she didn't do a runner as the clock struck 12.
Held at Claridges, the ball also brought out 'high-class' tramp, Liz Hurley, as well as a couple of WAGs, but Geri's 'me me me me me' body language still managed to ensure she had all the attention.
COMMENTS (23)
its all in the eyes!!!!
Liz Hurley is the daughter of a teacher and a major. From Basingstoke. Hardly "high-class". Unless you hail from croydon.
New Girl writes story. Is shit
That makes her relatively upper middle class - and still an overrated, overprivileged cunt. I fucking despise her - she'll always be the shit actress who did nowt apart from fucking Hugh Grant and wearing a crap dress with safety pins
Ummm...surely high-class tramp implies high-class FOR A tramp. Any idiot would realise you can't actually be a classy tramp...contradiction in terms. The point is Liz Hurley looks and acts like a thoroughbred while doing little more than whoring herself to the media a la Geri Halliwell. HeyYou response. Is shit.
HM does it again. Pictures of yet another person that makes the anger rise like bile...
Were they both constructed by Geppetto with bits from the parts bin? Big heads and tiny legs...
In the world of crappy celebrity, she is surely the mother lodestone.
Dog ugly, talentless, string of fucking ridicoulous "boyfriends", kid with a stupid name, charidee work, no job, the list goes on and on.
She makes me want to puke.
With a net worth of about 20 million quid, she's obviously going to be really pissed off with your list of gripes.
Oooh! Get you! I must have logged onto the wrong website on which to unload my contempt.
I swear to god that she has t least one glass eye
Such a vapid bint; and her boyfriend's head weighs more than 4 times that of her own
"Unload my contempt" = display my impotence.
Fucking hell! Why pick on me! The object of every single post is normally considerably richer than the poster, thereby presumably caring as much about what the poster thinks as Ms Halliwell thinks about my opinions! That's hardly the point though, is it? Fuck off and get all condescending with every other fucker that inhabits this website!
Stramash meet Sale. He grows on you after awhile.
Look at her. She's lapping it up.
Why would she be that pleased? She's been in the game a fair few years now. You'd think she'd be used to it.
To still need it after all this time...no wonder she can't keep a man.
Can you imagine?
She must be a nightmare! Geri Halliwell is as mad as fuck.
By the way - Holy fucking Moly! Have you guys not seen the absolutely PRICELESS picture of Vanessa Feltz in the Mail today?
The only sound I could make was "Eeeee!" followed by that inhaling sound plumbers make when they're totting up the bill.
She looked bad.
And what's going on with that arsehole man of hers? Me and my mates reckon he's simply fleecing her arse for the money.
Geri Halliwell reminds me of the recently divorced, pissed-up middle-aged woman you see at every wedding, who has just seen a 17-year-old she hasn't spoken to since he was five, and wants to go prove she's "still got it" by slapping his arse, braying about how he could take advantage of her, and laughing like a donkey.
There's a reason I avoid weddings. And Geri Halliwell.
She looks more and more like a Spitting Image puppet with every day that passes.
How many baby acrylics died to make that jacket? The shame...
Got a bit of a tummy there, Geri.
God I hate this woman - a parody of chav 40-something women in her fucking micro skirt and pneumatic tits, becoming like a guru mate to such luminary queens as Elton and chubby Michael, then progressing to the epitome of the middle class slapper by proceeding to golddig the country's eligible wallets. She's fucking totally radged and a smug cunt to boot. Zigga zigga my fucking arse
I HATE GERI HALLIWELL stop showing your fucking stupid stomach its like she thinks its Amazing and its the only flat stomach in the world. We know your a gym junkie and that is like your life to fit into really really tight dresses. Get over yourself now its growing tired and desperate, your a has been so go settle into your life on the farm and stop spreading your legs for the paperazzi
I know it's probably incredibly expensive, but that dress looks very cheap. The hem has threads hanging off like it was made by a chinese seven year old.
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