Karen Gillan? Please.
We need to put the boot into Gok Wan.

He's harmless enough and only doing his job but as a "celeb" he's fair game. Does he go out though?

Or has he got the type of "interesting" face which means no-one will snap him?

Poor cock. Even Tanya gets papped and she can't even read!

Look at Giorgio's Pensioner's Penis. Oh dear. Is that what you fellas have got to look forward to? A soggy sac of shite that's like putty in a sock? Too bad.

Mind you his un-designer willy is probably less sweaty and wrinkled than Jodie Marsh.

Alpha Bravo Tango - ageing man smuggling budgies on the beach. Am going in for a closer look. Alpha Tango Teacacke Dogturd Out.

Oh you are mean to the womenfolk. There are some very funny women on here. But in everyday life I agree, boys tend to be funnier. Often unintentionally. That's why I love the pesky little blighters.

Girls are over-rated huxy, boys are much funnier, obviously not evident in this thread but all the same.

Elbow do you watch big brother? I got told twice yesterday that i remind people of 'JJ' i believe they said, but from what i've read he seems like a cunt, which has led me to start questioning my overbearing elitist arrogance.

Please put my mind a rest.

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I did wonder about the school hols thing but I prefer to pretend that children don't actually exist.

Maybe mass boredom/suicide. Perhaps Joley Moley led them all to 'Celebrity Paradise' (aka Faeces Nightclub) with some cyanide-laced Tizer whilst I was safely incarcerated?

If Jiggery managed to do that thing without me there I'll be cross.

The areola of her right breast is bigger than her entire left breast.

Also, does she think she's auditioning for the porn version of the Calgary Stampede?

nice pedalos

School Hols?
Children to murder and then stuff in chest freezers before driving to country parks and dumping.
SHIT.
I've been watching CSI again.
Oh..... GOD!
Loving the children, loving them!

Edinburgh festival?
A beach in Majorca and unable to return due to tour operator going bust?
Mass suicide?
Have all gone temporarily insane and started to read Daily Mail website?
The list is endless.....

Everyone seems to be away, not just the ladies. I presumed everyone had gone round Jiggery's place to see if he really could do that thing with the vuvuzela.

With all due respect, Mr. HM., I'm not sure that Mr. Armani in his speedos can really be described as 'something for the ladies'.

Actually, where are all the ladies at the moment? I know about Stella- she's still in chokey after our violent spree (seems to be loving it, dirty lezzer) but all the other ladies seem to have buggered off as well while I was away doing time. I miss them.

Noooooooo....
Walk into the light Elbow.
Listen to Tangina's voice....

here you go!
http://www.holymoly.com/node/karen-gillan

No pressure then..... Hey big brother is on.