They're behind you!
Mon, 03/08/2009 - 09:09 by HM writer
Those photographers must be wearing an invisibility cloak as glamour models (and friends of Jack Tweed) Lauren Pope and Kellie Acreman seem to be completely unaware of their presence as they frolicked in the sea and adjusted their bikinis in Miami, completely oblivious to the camera lens...

Pope, who comforted Tweed after the death of his wife Jade Goody by joining him on a trip to Alton Towers, took friend Kellie Acreman on holiday to Florida where the poor pair were photographed the entire time.

And they looked really annoyed about it too (pic 7). Still, it probably paid for their holiday.

  • I think you're missing a comma there as in "They're shit, hot DJ's"

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 15:50
  • these girls were in miami to dj at LIV. they're shit hot dj's!!

    jorge1000 Wed, 05/08/2009 - 11:28
  • Pic 2 - the hooker in the black cossie - that is the beginning of some very unattractive cellulite, love. Give it 5 years max...

    Still, by then she'll have had several footballers spunking in her face to not care a jot anyway...

    Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 14:44
  • @whatthe - cos she's a bit of a porker and wants to hide her flabby arse - that would be my guess

    nepenthe Mon, 03/08/2009 - 14:03
  • Why is the woman in pic 4 going in the sea in her jeans? That is a much more fascinating question than just seeing two hot chicas in the sea.

    whatthe. Mon, 03/08/2009 - 13:55
  • Two dick leeches on holiday - such exciting news!

    toady Mon, 03/08/2009 - 13:41
  • my god..., what a couple of chav-tastic wag wannabees..., fuckable = yes,
    celebrities = please stop it now,

    Don't say they are famous, say they are fuckable, at least then these bimbo's may obtain some true idea of their actual worth to planet earth...

    Reality check = 2 fairly tidy receptacles for sperm

    ,

    dogpas Mon, 03/08/2009 - 12:46
  • Who?.... and fucking who????

    What is the big deal about us (meaning YOU, Mr HM) making "celebrities" out of these real nobodies? No famous relatives, record deals or even reality TV to relate to?

    No - just famous for fucking the tasteless, shitty hasbeen widower of a reality TV "star". Classy, just classy.

    Fucking hell - fame through association. It couldn't get any worse or tackier....

    Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 10:50
  • Who?.... and fucking who????

    What is the big deal about us (meaning YOU, Mr HM) making "celebrities" out of these real nobodies? No famous relatives, record deals or even reality TV to relate to?

    No - just famous for fucking the tasteless, shitty hasbeen widower of a reality TV "star". Classy, just classy.

    Fucking hell - fame through association. It couldn't get any worse or tackier....

    Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 10:50
  • my god..., what a couple of chav-tastic wag wannabees..., fuckable = yes,
    celebrities = please stop it now,

    Don't say they are famous, say they are fuckable, at least then these bimbo's may obtain some true idea of their actual worth to planet earth...

    Reality check = 2 fairly tidy receptacles for sperm

    ,

    dogpas Mon, 03/08/2009 - 12:46
  • Two dick leeches on holiday - such exciting news!

    toady Mon, 03/08/2009 - 13:41
  • Why is the woman in pic 4 going in the sea in her jeans? That is a much more fascinating question than just seeing two hot chicas in the sea.

    whatthe. Mon, 03/08/2009 - 13:55
  • @whatthe - cos she's a bit of a porker and wants to hide her flabby arse - that would be my guess

    nepenthe Mon, 03/08/2009 - 14:03
  • Pic 2 - the hooker in the black cossie - that is the beginning of some very unattractive cellulite, love. Give it 5 years max...

    Still, by then she'll have had several footballers spunking in her face to not care a jot anyway...

    Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 14:44
  • these girls were in miami to dj at LIV. they're shit hot dj's!!

    jorge1000 Wed, 05/08/2009 - 11:28
  • I think you're missing a comma there as in "They're shit, hot DJ's"

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 15:50

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