The pool of vomit at the bottom of the tent is starting to rise, Pixie Geldof is starting to smell even worse than yesterday and the skin is starting to peel from the lobster arms and noses of thousands of sunburnt hippies as the campers nurse their second hangover of Glastonbury 2010. There's only one day left now, but as with yesterday, there's plenty to talk about (but mainly just Kylie Minogue)...

We're not going to hide our affection for Kylie, but we're also not going to join the rest of the country in going "ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMG!!!!11 Kylie just played her first eva Glastonbury wiv da Scissor Sisters, it woz well amazing!!!!!"

But yes, Kylie Minogue did play for the first ever time at Glastonbury yesterday. And yes, Kylie Minogue did come on during the Scissor Sisters' set and perform their song 'Any Which Way' with them (the worst kept secret of all time). Nice of them to pick a well-known song that the whole crowd would have known so that they'd enjoy it even more as well. If you click here you can see our pictures of them on stage, and if you click here you can see the video of them on stage.

So what else happened? Err, not that much really. Muse headlined and brought the Edge on stage to perform U2's 'Where The Streets Have No Name' - one of about ten million instances that the press are describing as "the defining moment of Glastonbury 2010". That was to make up for U2's no show after Bono fucked his back, we assume from the strain of trying to carry his ego. Elsewhere, the sun obviously bought a whole weekend ticket for this year's festival as it stayed put again - further destroying the skin of thousands of cream-less, ginger-haired festival-goers.

Let's just cut to the chase and look at the photos, eh?

We've got Lily Allen kissing a man, Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worral eating a sandwich, Sienna Miller wearing a hat, Emma Watson still keeping her clothes on, Jameela Jamil and an elephant, Seasick Steve going back to his old hobo roots (just without the paper bag) and Florence Welch continuing to inadvertantly enter herself into yet another photoshop competition.

How about we end on an amazing joke? Here goes...

Shakira bent over backwards to get to Glastonbury.