Shelter from the golden shower
Mon, 18/01/2010 - 09:52 by Harry Bow

We're sure the previous 45 pictures have left you just itching for more, so here are some Hollywood stars rubbing-shoulders (and nothing else) backstage at the Golden Globes.

Who really wants to spend four hours watching Sandra Bollocks snogging Meryl Streep or listening to Ricky Gervais trotting out a tired old stand-up routine? We're not surprised that some of the bigger names ditched the red carpet (and rain) altogether and went straight backstage to the 'Presenter's Lounge' (more than just a couple of boxes of Vitamin Water there). Unfortunately, however, you can't really rely on Aniston or Berry for gossip, so the whole event ended up being as tepid as any of Sandra's award-winning films are (at a guess).

 

If you're really going to scratch at the barrel, Macca said something about animation being for kids and adults who do drugs and Gervais made a reference to Mel Gibson being a piss head, but that was about as shocking as it got. Oh, and Chloe Sevigny's dress split, but it's nothing we haven't seen before.

 

Come back Kanye! Or even Fruitbat or Brandon Block would do...

 

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  • Yeah, that's his partially dessicated corpse coming to collect a post-humous award for him.

    Tanyas pink muff Thu, 21/01/2010 - 20:18
  • hasn't kevin bacon recently died? i'm out of the loop

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:42
  • hasn't kevin bacon recently died? i'm out of the loop

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:42
  • Yeah, that's his partially dessicated corpse coming to collect a post-humous award for him.

    Tanyas pink muff Thu, 21/01/2010 - 20:18

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