Guy Ritchie, always in a hurry, but where to?
Tue, 30/11/2010 - 15:34 by John Hill

Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas from misery guts Jeff Goldblum and his collection of irritating celebrity pairs, including: James 'How many TV shows do I have to do to prove I'm not funny, just jolly" Corden and David Beckham, Katie Waissel and the nefarious woman who made her what she is, Nicolas Cage and his son, Natalie Portman and her retinue, Kim Kardashian and her one saleable skill (squeezing into a dress two sizes too small), and Richie Rich with that unfeasibly large sense of self entitlement he carries around with him, which he seems to have made into an owl necklace.

  • Rev, I think he's "in Fashion" though whether he's a designer or what, I know not. I saw him on Project Runway, I think. (I love Project Runway)

    Meryl, sometimes you let slip small glimpses of your life and they are thrilling. This new revelation has brightened up my snowy Wednesday. I thank you.

    tescopop Wed, 01/12/2010 - 09:49
  • What's with the owl pendant that cunt is wearing? My mother-in-law owns a whole illuminated display case of those bastards, which I thought was bad enough.

    merylhighground Tue, 30/11/2010 - 17:20
  • What the fuck is a "Richie Rich" ? last time I checked he was the worlds richest kid with his own mansion, a dog called dollar and a mad inventor (professor Keen Bean) at his disposal....whereas this looks like someone has genetically modified a hemorrhoid, taught it to stand and then rolled it in tin foil & rags.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/11/2010 - 15:43
  • What the fuck is a "Richie Rich" ? last time I checked he was the worlds richest kid with his own mansion, a dog called dollar and a mad inventor (professor Keen Bean) at his disposal....whereas this looks like someone has genetically modified a hemorrhoid, taught it to stand and then rolled it in tin foil & rags.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/11/2010 - 15:43
  • What's with the owl pendant that cunt is wearing? My mother-in-law owns a whole illuminated display case of those bastards, which I thought was bad enough.

    merylhighground Tue, 30/11/2010 - 17:20
  • Rev, I think he's "in Fashion" though whether he's a designer or what, I know not. I saw him on Project Runway, I think. (I love Project Runway)

    Meryl, sometimes you let slip small glimpses of your life and they are thrilling. This new revelation has brightened up my snowy Wednesday. I thank you.

    tescopop Wed, 01/12/2010 - 09:49

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