Trend it like Beckham
Tue, 04/01/2011 - 12:39 by HM writer

GQ have released their list of Best Dressed Men and we're not sure whether we're more shocked that eight-year-old Romeo Beckham made it on there or the fact that he was beaten in the style stakes by Prince Harry...

Aaron Johnson topped the list and pushed last year's winner Twilight actor Robert Pattinson down to fourth place. Amazingly, Prince Harry came fifth, despite dressing like Simon Cowell on a night out to Crazy Larry's on the King's Road, David Beckham came in at 16, David Walliam at 11, and Doctor Who actor Matt Smith was a new entry at 12.

 

Sadly Romeo, who is apparently set to release his own fashion line and probably on the same day the world will implode, beat Prince William by one place at 26, with menswear director at Selfridges David Walker-Smith insisting the child is "the celebrity of the future", and adding with his head firmly up his own arse:

"He's experimental, quirky and fun, and his style has nothing mini-me about it. It's me-me!''

He's eight! He probably doesn't even understand what experimental means, let alone how to dress like it.

 

Other names on the list and included in our gallery are Tom Ford, Jenson Button (9th), David Furnish (6th), Bill Nighy (10), Alex James (8th), and Douglas Booth (2nd).

 

Ashley Cole and Bobby Trendy were robbed!

  • @tescopop um ok lets get this straight, NO ONE INSULTS AARON PERRY JOHNSON. He is perfect the way he is and u don't need 2 waste ur time insulting him becuse u have nothing better to do. Plus hes skinny and has a very nice body, so why would he need to loose weight? Also it's no of your business whats growing on his face and how long his hair is.

    Jasmine Henshaw Mon, 08/08/2011 - 01:28
  • That Aaron Johnson fellow needs to:
    - stop pretending to be 35.
    - stop pretending, more specifically, to be a 35-year-old from the age of the Musketeers.
    - lose a bit of fucking wieght.
    - wear jeans and jumpers like normal 20-year-olds.
    - get a fucking haircut and shave off that 'beard'.

    tescopop Tue, 04/01/2011 - 14:36
  • That Aaron Johnson fellow needs to:
    - stop pretending to be 35.
    - stop pretending, more specifically, to be a 35-year-old from the age of the Musketeers.
    - lose a bit of fucking wieght.
    - wear jeans and jumpers like normal 20-year-olds.
    - get a fucking haircut and shave off that 'beard'.

    tescopop Tue, 04/01/2011 - 14:36
  • @tescopop um ok lets get this straight, NO ONE INSULTS AARON PERRY JOHNSON. He is perfect the way he is and u don't need 2 waste ur time insulting him becuse u have nothing better to do. Plus hes skinny and has a very nice body, so why would he need to loose weight? Also it's no of your business whats growing on his face and how long his hair is.

    Jasmine Henshaw Mon, 08/08/2011 - 01:28

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