Twat Of The Year
Thu, 18/11/2010 - 16:04 by HM writer

How much would you enjoy boffing Zach Braff in the face? Just look at his smug, smug face and mouth like a cat's anus. He was arriving at the GQ Men Of The Year awards at Chateau Marmont in LA with his er, pretty average girlfriend...

OK, so apart from the girlfirend, we're not really entirely sure what else Braff has to be so smug about. Unless it's for looking like an even bigger knob than Daniel Merryweather did at the event last year?

 

Actually, he can't even be smug about that as it's simply not true. Look at the state of Merryweather. HA.HA.HA.

 

Also at the ceremony, Anna Kendrick, Steve Buscemi, Jaime King and husband Kyle Newman, Johnny Knoxville in a truly horrendous suit and looking about like Phil from Modern Family, Taylor Lautner, David Arquette who is clearly in the throes of some sort of breakdown, True Blood star Joe Manganiello, Kellan Lutz and Mark Ruffalo.

 

And here's his model girlfriend Taylor Badgley doing arty/model stuff TOPLESS...

 

Article Timeline