Up All Night (crying)
Tue, 04/01/2011 - 14:01 by HM writer

Following on from GQ's questionable Best-Dressed Men of 2010, here comes the Worst-Dressed Men of last year. And it's official - Johnny Borrell dresses slightly better than Kim Jong-il but definitely worse than Peter Stringfellow. We're happy with that. List after the jump...

1) Gordon Brown - Should have been Borrell.

 

2) Russell Brand - Finally!

 

3) Nicolas Sarkozy - Putting it down to stature

 

4) Boris Johnson - Putting it down to presentation

 

5) Top Gear Team  (in particular, Richard Hammond)  - dresses like Prince Harry and Simon Cowell

 

6) Piers Morgan - dresses like Prince Harry, Simon Cowell and Richard Hammond

 

7) Match Of The Day team - slightly smarter version of the Top Gear Team

 

8) Kim Jong-il - Never parts from that khaki jumpsuit

 

9) Johnny Borrell - We've been saying it for years

 

10) Peter Stringfellow - Cream thongs and leopard print

 

Not even Stringfellow would ever tuck his trousers into his cowboy boots...

Johnny Borrell

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