Grace Jones at The Grand 'Cavalchina' Ball in Venice
Pull up your jumper baby
Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:19 by Mr. HMHave you finished your breakfast yet? Good. Grace Jones, who must be about 86 by now, performed at the Grand 'Cavalchina' Ball in Venice (a bit like the ball at the end of Labyrinth). Predictably, her tits fell out.
Having sex with Grace Jones would be like trying to defuse a bomb wearing boxing gloves and a blindfold - risky as fuck.
She is a Praying Mantis in human form isn't she? No man could withstand that - they'd need a cock made of platinum and be on an intravenous drip full of Red Bull shots.
Mummy I'm scared.
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Comments
Isn't she in her 60s?
Body's alright, face still tight but mad as shite.
Even as a pensioner, she's still a nightmare on legs.
Still, credit where due, she hasn't gone down the reality road. Yet. But wouldn't it be something if she did? She'd probably skin the others alive. Then wear them.
Isn't she in her 60s?
Body's alright, face still tight but mad as shite.
Even as a pensioner, she's still a nightmare on legs.
Still, credit where due, she hasn't gone down the reality road. Yet. But wouldn't it be something if she did? She'd probably skin the others alive. Then wear them.