Frocks and Tools
Mon, 01/02/2010 - 11:31 by Mr. HM

So last night's Grammy were a massive photo-fest. We've had to split the horrors (and the nice ones) into three or four stories. Lady Gaga, of course, gets her own very special one. So let's crack on - starting with the Red Carpet arrivals...

Let's be honest, when the story is about red carpet arrivals and the first picture you see is of Elvis Costello, that should kind of set you up for the monstrosities contained within.

It looks like everyone found their perfect outfit and make up, then spent another hour adding stuff to it or cutting chunks off, because it didn't look unflattering enough.

I'm well placed to comment on multi millionaire's fashion sense. These Joe Bloggs jeans have served me well for 16 years and whilst you may laugh at the Le Shark polo shirt, it's seen me through 351 long hot days without a wash. Who's laughing now?

Could be worse though, I could wake up in the morning and realise i've turned into a live, walking, talking vagina.

  • jimmy choo and balenciga coach handbag
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    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 03:17
  • i thought costello was michael stipe but he died of the big disease with little name in the yayties ('85 i believe?)

    switch Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:38
  • Ah Mr HM, you spoil us. (I'm assuming that's a box of Ferrero Rocher Katy Perry has accessorised her outfit with.)

    I'm sad about Elvis Costello - since he is now clearly dead. Nice that Linda McCartney could make it though - pic 25.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:24
  • Ah Mr HM, you spoil us. (I'm assuming that's a box of Ferrero Rocher Katy Perry has accessorised her outfit with.)

    I'm sad about Elvis Costello - since he is now clearly dead. Nice that Linda McCartney could make it though - pic 25.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:24
  • i thought costello was michael stipe but he died of the big disease with little name in the yayties ('85 i believe?)

    switch Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:38
  • jimmy choo and balenciga coach handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 03:17

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