At the coal face
Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:15 by Mr. HM

Lady Gaga only won two awards at the Grammys yesterday, but predictably turned up looking like some serial killers wank fantasy and did a duet with Elton John who had blacked up for the occassion. Amazing.

She gets a lot of stick (mainly from us) for acting like a bit of a tit and her constant need for validation via couture (i.e. stupid and unwearable) clothes and shocking soundbites but there isn't any denying she livens up boring parties, mainly by people not being able to stand within 20 feet of her due to the dress being made out of knitting needles and coke cans.

Take the Grammys for instance. Boring. Nothing happened. No Kanye moment an even Chris Brown managed to not kick shit out of a woman. Then walked in Gaga and finally people have something interesting to look at. You may not like it, but it is interesting.

Got to love old Uncle Elton too. Not many people would black up in these politically correct times.

There aren't many places for her to go now is there? What next for Gaga?

  • looks like she's got cloven hooves...

    laurawump Tue, 02/02/2010 - 00:03
  • Also, I can't help but wonder what Gaga wears in bed. Probably pyjamas made out of bubble wrap or something.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 17:59
  • Those things on top of the piano remind me of the weird things in the entrance to the Sea Witch's cave in The Little Mermaid.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 17:58
  • Nowhere to hide a cock in pic 9.

    BonnyWill Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:27
  • Have to get them out of their own arses first

    jiggerycock Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:06
  • I think you're right, they are good eyebrows.

    tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:35
  • O M G she is like soooo totally wacky and cool.

    tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:34
  • she actuallly looks ok in a couple of those...think it must be the eyebrows.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:13
  • Okay, which one stuck their head up the other one's arse first?

    dandyboy Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:07
  • Okay, which one stuck their head up the other one's arse first?

    dandyboy Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:07
  • she actuallly looks ok in a couple of those...think it must be the eyebrows.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:13
  • O M G she is like soooo totally wacky and cool.

    tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:34
  • I think you're right, they are good eyebrows.

    tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:35
  • Have to get them out of their own arses first

    jiggerycock Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:06
  • Nowhere to hide a cock in pic 9.

    BonnyWill Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:27
  • Those things on top of the piano remind me of the weird things in the entrance to the Sea Witch's cave in The Little Mermaid.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 17:58
  • Also, I can't help but wonder what Gaga wears in bed. Probably pyjamas made out of bubble wrap or something.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 17:59
  • looks like she's got cloven hooves...

    laurawump Tue, 02/02/2010 - 00:03

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