The results are as follows:
1.Imogen Heap - Alanis Miorissette meets Helen Boham Carter
2. Paul Wall - US rapper and America's answer to DJ Talent
3. Aaron Carter - bringing the hooded waistcoat back after its brief stint on the X factor
4. Kathy Griffin - America's answer to Carol McGiffin, but more feminine
5. Phoebe Price - US reality TV star and roughly two facelifts away from Nicole Kidman
6. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino - from MTV's Jersey Shore and Peter Andre's no.1 fan
7. And possibly our favourite, Russian-born singer Nadeea Volianova - a bit like Jodie Marsh, before all the plastic surgery...
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (10)
They're some pretty ropey tits on Nadeea whatserface. Seriously, lady, get a bra.
Who the fuck are all these non-entities? They may mean something in downtown dicks-ville, USA but not with me. Nuke the cunts, Ronnie Raygun would have..
It's like dressing up day in the trailer park.
that cunt with the teeth gives me the creeps.
check out kathy griffins armpit in pic 10 - do it before you have your dinner unless you're a supermodel or on a diet
Mike Sorrentino looks like the fellas you get on here...
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
*deep breath*
Nadeeeaaaaa thingy's tits need proper support. Not that thing she's wearing, PROPER support. In her case, that would be scaffolding. She can probably tie the fucking fleshsocks in a bow.
That Wall bloke looks like a fucking Bond villain. Metal teeth are grim.
Phoebe Price's dress seems to have been based on the practice of bukkake.
"The Situation" looks like the kind of cunt only the US could possibly produce.
Fin.
Aaron Carter looks like he's suffering from TB. And as for this 'Situation' guy, if a penis had a face, it would look like him. He looks like he's so in love with himself that he drinks his own cum - urgh.
Ohh my god my Uncle Greg went to the Grammys (aka Aaron Carter) Havent seen you in years Greg, hows the stain-glass lamps going?
Seriously, do you think Nadeeeeaaaah! is covering-up a black eye? And if a "raw vegan diet" (clip) does that to you...then I think I'll pass, thanks all the same.... "leaves me energised"; since when does that mean sounding and moving like a lethargic zombie? The steak & chips are on me.