The Grammy Awards best dressed list, as voted for by us

13 Nadeea Volianova at the Grammys Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino at the Grammys advert Aaron Carter at the Grammys Phoebe Price at the Grammys Aaron Carter looking about 45 at the Grammys Phoebe Price looking amazing at the Grammys advert Imogen Heap, noooooooooooooooooooo!!!LOL!!Nadeea Volianova class personified at the Grammys Kathy Griffin at the Grammys Paul Wall at the Grammys advert Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino at the Grammys Nadeea Volianova looking fit at the Grammys

Nadeea Volianova, Imogen Heap and Paul Wall at the Grammys

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Mon, 01/02/2010 - 13:15 by HM writer

We may only know as much about fashion as Henry Conway or Willy Borrell, but we think you'll agree that we definitely know what looks great and undoubtedly stylish. So here's our very own selection from last night's Grammys, whittled down to just 7 attendees for the best dressed/most glamourous/you look fabulous! etc list... More after the jump!

The results are as follows:

1.Imogen Heap - Alanis Miorissette meets Helen Boham Carter

2. Paul Wall - US rapper and America's answer to DJ Talent

3. Aaron Carter - bringing the hooded waistcoat back after its brief stint on the X factor

4. Kathy Griffin - America's answer to Carol McGiffin, but more feminine

5. Phoebe Price - US reality TV star and roughly two facelifts away from Nicole Kidman

6. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino - from MTV's Jersey Shore and Peter Andre's no.1 fan

7. And possibly our favourite, Russian-born singer Nadeea Volianova - a bit like Jodie Marsh, before all the plastic surgery...

Grammys, Red Carpet, Aaron Carter, Phoebe Price

Comments

Seriously, do you think Nadeeeeaaaah! is covering-up a black eye? And if a "raw vegan diet" (clip) does that to you...then I think I'll pass, thanks all the same.... "leaves me energised"; since when does that mean sounding and moving like a lethargic zombie? The steak & chips are on me.
laurawump Tue, 02/02/2010 - 00:57
Ohh my god my Uncle Greg went to the Grammys (aka Aaron Carter) Havent seen you in years Greg, hows the stain-glass lamps going?
dancingworm Mon, 01/02/2010 - 23:47
Aaron Carter looks like he's suffering from TB. And as for this 'Situation' guy, if a penis had a face, it would look like him. He looks like he's so in love with himself that he drinks his own cum - urgh.
PuddyTwat Mon, 01/02/2010 - 22:07
*deep breath*
Nadeeeaaaaa thingy's tits need proper support. Not that thing she's wearing, PROPER support. In her case, that would be scaffolding. She can probably tie the fucking fleshsocks in a bow.
That Wall bloke looks like a fucking Bond villain. Metal teeth are grim.
Phoebe Price's dress seems to have been based on the practice of bukkake.
"The Situation" looks like the kind of cunt only the US could possibly produce.
Fin.
retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:55
Mike Sorrentino looks like the fellas you get on here...
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
stustustudio Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:40
check out kathy griffins armpit in pic 10 - do it before you have your dinner unless you're a supermodel or on a diet
switch Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:31
that cunt with the teeth gives me the creeps.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 01/02/2010 - 16:34
It's like dressing up day in the trailer park.
dandyboy Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:06
Who the fuck are all these non-entities? They may mean something in downtown dicks-ville, USA but not with me. Nuke the cunts, Ronnie Raygun would have..
malachysdad Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:38
They're some pretty ropey tits on Nadeea whatserface. Seriously, lady, get a bra.
tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:37

They're some pretty ropey tits on Nadeea whatserface. Seriously, lady, get a bra.
tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:37
Who the fuck are all these non-entities? They may mean something in downtown dicks-ville, USA but not with me. Nuke the cunts, Ronnie Raygun would have..
malachysdad Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:38
It's like dressing up day in the trailer park.
dandyboy Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:06
that cunt with the teeth gives me the creeps.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 01/02/2010 - 16:34
check out kathy griffins armpit in pic 10 - do it before you have your dinner unless you're a supermodel or on a diet
switch Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:31
Mike Sorrentino looks like the fellas you get on here...
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
stustustudio Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:40
*deep breath*
Nadeeeaaaaa thingy's tits need proper support. Not that thing she's wearing, PROPER support. In her case, that would be scaffolding. She can probably tie the fucking fleshsocks in a bow.
That Wall bloke looks like a fucking Bond villain. Metal teeth are grim.
Phoebe Price's dress seems to have been based on the practice of bukkake.
"The Situation" looks like the kind of cunt only the US could possibly produce.
Fin.
retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:55
Aaron Carter looks like he's suffering from TB. And as for this 'Situation' guy, if a penis had a face, it would look like him. He looks like he's so in love with himself that he drinks his own cum - urgh.
PuddyTwat Mon, 01/02/2010 - 22:07
Ohh my god my Uncle Greg went to the Grammys (aka Aaron Carter) Havent seen you in years Greg, hows the stain-glass lamps going?
dancingworm Mon, 01/02/2010 - 23:47
Seriously, do you think Nadeeeeaaaah! is covering-up a black eye? And if a "raw vegan diet" (clip) does that to you...then I think I'll pass, thanks all the same.... "leaves me energised"; since when does that mean sounding and moving like a lethargic zombie? The steak & chips are on me.
laurawump Tue, 02/02/2010 - 00:57