Leggings without knickers? That's not going to be pretty... Mind you, this person does have a pore-less plastic vagina (click here - NSFW-ish)...

Yep, it's Paris Hilton rewarding herself with some shopping after a gruelling session of community service stemming from her drug conviction. It's just not enough of a challenge if you don't wear high heels whilst scrubbing off graffiti off the wall, so we can see why she did that - she always just wants to push herself that bit further. Talking of which, even after she'd clocked off from her police enforced work, she was still doing her bit for the local community, taking Charlie Sheen's battered ex-wife Brooke Mueller for MAKE-OVER TIME.

Unfortunately Hilton is no Gok Wan, so there were no feel-good affirmations about Mueller's bangers distracting Sheen from that hotel room prozzie, just a few dresses patronisingly thrown her way before the socialite got bored and went off to shop for herself.

Also, it would've been more apt if Paris' t-shirt read 'cunty woman'.