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Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:52 by HM writer

Sound the second slow news day alarm and prepare to lose your lunch while guessing the celebrity chest bone... (Not Michelle Heaton - she wishes!) Answer after the jump...

Yes, it's Ulrika Jonsson! We realised she's had a breast reduction but we didn't know surgeons left behind just nipples.

Ulrika went on GMTV to discuss her once pendulous breasts, a 34I at their biggest, telling presenters:

"Not only were my breasts heavy, causing me backache, but the bra straps left deep, painful indentations on my shoulders.

"People couldn't stop looking at them - it's hard for people to look anywhere else when your chest enters the room two seconds before you do - and they revolted me."

And on more children she said:

"No, no, it’s closed, it’s closed for business. There’s no more."

*Shudders*

Ulrika Jonsson

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  • Ugh, I was watching GMTV when that rack of ribs was on. The least she could have done was covered up with something less cowl neck-y.

    Poiple Wed, 14/07/2010 - 14:40

  • Wow that's sad.

    Meeep Wed, 14/07/2010 - 06:18

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  • Looking ever more world weary after a life based on skanking rich blokes. No class.

    angrykid Tue, 13/07/2010 - 20:34

  • Sir Patrick Moore could play Penguin Parade on that.

    mrsmoon Tue, 13/07/2010 - 17:32

  • I watched The Thing last night and anyone who's seen it will remember the "Whur Whur!" alarm sound.

    Ulrika should carry an alarm round her neck giving off that same sound whenever she's in public.

    Can she not afford at least a box of KFC?

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  • I think she's rather good looking actually. No accounting for taste...

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    shitthebed Tue, 13/07/2010 - 13:04

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:58

  • now she has lost the most interesting thing about her...., the pendulous (but VERY interesting breastickles)...., now she's tit-less my guess is she'll never work again....

    dogpas Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:57

  • Is it Peter Crouch?

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    dandyboy Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:56

  • now she has lost the most interesting thing about her...., the pendulous (but VERY interesting breastickles)...., now she's tit-less my guess is she'll never work again....

    dogpas Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:57

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:58

  • Aaah, Belsen chic.

    shitthebed Tue, 13/07/2010 - 13:04

  • Lt Worf escaping from her bra.

    jiggerycock Tue, 13/07/2010 - 13:13

  • I think she's rather good looking actually. No accounting for taste...

    fuckwit Tue, 13/07/2010 - 13:30

  • I watched The Thing last night and anyone who's seen it will remember the "Whur Whur!" alarm sound.

    Ulrika should carry an alarm round her neck giving off that same sound whenever she's in public.

    Can she not afford at least a box of KFC?

    PuddyTwat Tue, 13/07/2010 - 15:52

  • Sir Patrick Moore could play Penguin Parade on that.

    mrsmoon Tue, 13/07/2010 - 17:32

  • Looking ever more world weary after a life based on skanking rich blokes. No class.

    angrykid Tue, 13/07/2010 - 20:34

  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 02:05

  • Wow that's sad.

    Meeep Wed, 14/07/2010 - 06:18

  • Ugh, I was watching GMTV when that rack of ribs was on. The least she could have done was covered up with something less cowl neck-y.

    Poiple Wed, 14/07/2010 - 14:40

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    xihayizu Fri, 16/07/2010 - 06:11

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