Guess the shit tattooGuess the shit tattoo

Shame that butterfly can't metamorphosis
Thu, 17/02/2011 - 19:02 by Harry Bow

Following on from taking nude pictures of herself, this celeb is continuing to show her ABSOLUTELY WILD side by getting her first tattoo. Of a butterfly. Controversial. At least she didn't get her ex-boyfriend's name, it's almost like she knew that relationship wouldn't work out... In no way related, with that downy facial hair, it's almost like she could grow a beard...

It's Vanessa Hudgens, of course!

 

It could be worse, could be any of this lot (owners below)...

(from top to bottom: Amanda Seyfried's 'minge', Courtney Love, Frankie Sanford, Kelly Obourne, Katy Perry and David Beckham, Kerry Katona and Linsday Lohan).

  • It's got its own ecosystem and microclimate

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/02/2011 - 13:39
  • I call the little one Ralphy

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 18/02/2011 - 12:27
  • Nice touch to have the constellation of spots around it to take your attention off the spelling

    merylhighground Fri, 18/02/2011 - 12:16
  • My tattoo is also awsome....behold

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 18/02/2011 - 11:05
  • My tattoo's are awesome - because I thought about what I wanted, paid for a superb graphic designer to draw them up and chose a highly-skilled and talented tattooist to execute them, after talking through with him exactly what I wanted..

    "Ooooh but what about when you're eighty? What about having tattoo's then?"

    I'll just be the coolest eighty year old on the planet.

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/02/2011 - 10:46
  • I hate my tattoos. Not only do they look shit, but the fact that I already have two bad ones means I can't get the sweet-ass robot tattoo I really want, because then I'll have three tattoos, and that's a lot of tattoos. Blarg.

    tescopop Fri, 18/02/2011 - 10:25
  • A mate's teenagers have gone right off tattoos now because most of them are catalogue designs that scream a sad need to conform. They're precocious cunts, true, but looking at that butterfly abomination I have to agree with them

    Raging Hardon Fri, 18/02/2011 - 09:48
  • she needs to shave!

    dancingworm Thu, 17/02/2011 - 23:30
  • she needs to shave!

    dancingworm Thu, 17/02/2011 - 23:30
  • A mate's teenagers have gone right off tattoos now because most of them are catalogue designs that scream a sad need to conform. They're precocious cunts, true, but looking at that butterfly abomination I have to agree with them

    Raging Hardon Fri, 18/02/2011 - 09:48
  • I hate my tattoos. Not only do they look shit, but the fact that I already have two bad ones means I can't get the sweet-ass robot tattoo I really want, because then I'll have three tattoos, and that's a lot of tattoos. Blarg.

    tescopop Fri, 18/02/2011 - 10:25
  • My tattoo's are awesome - because I thought about what I wanted, paid for a superb graphic designer to draw them up and chose a highly-skilled and talented tattooist to execute them, after talking through with him exactly what I wanted..

    "Ooooh but what about when you're eighty? What about having tattoo's then?"

    I'll just be the coolest eighty year old on the planet.

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/02/2011 - 10:46
  • My tattoo is also awsome....behold

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 18/02/2011 - 11:05
  • Nice touch to have the constellation of spots around it to take your attention off the spelling

    merylhighground Fri, 18/02/2011 - 12:16
  • I call the little one Ralphy

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 18/02/2011 - 12:27
  • It's got its own ecosystem and microclimate

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/02/2011 - 13:39

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