
He Rose for the occasion
Wed, 15/07/2009 - 11:23 by HM writer
Can you guess the owner of this newly etched rose added to the collection of art work inked onto his arm? Answer after the jump..
It's dishy David Beckham of course!
He was forced by Victoria voluntarily got the ring of ten roses inked onto his arm to mark his ten year wedding anniversary to Posh, just below the wishful thinking lifelike picture of his wife.
And now that he's had his torso, back, neck and the majority of his arms covered, we hear he's going to get a spunky cock done on his forehead next...
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You know what, those breasts are so strange that I think he must be gay.
That poor woman, as if she didn't have enough of her own expectations of how she should exhibit herself. Her husband is now basically telling her that for as long as he is still alive she must wear hair extensions, have 32E extremely pert breasts, be a size 8, never have a nose job oh and work out to keep those thighs trim and athletic. If only he'd just been happy with "Victoria".
Nothing worse than inked up wrinklies. Come on Buck House, give him his much deserved knighthood then he can finally tell Lady Beckham to fuck off now she's really posh. Then again, the thought of Lady B is probably what's holding Liz back. Ditch the bitch and arise Sir Daay-vid.
And why won't this cunting thing let me edit the dodgy spacing above?
And WTF has happened to his hair (se ePic 3)? Looks like a mini-weave has occurred...
When is he going to get 'CUNT' tattooed on his forehead?
He's going to look a right dick when he's in an OAP's home
How about reading 10 books? Getting an IQ of 10? Getting 10 BJs from Rebecca Loos? Oh, scratch that last one...
Shouldn't his missus have marked the occasion by having another ridiculous tit job? 10 nipples, something like that?
Shouldn't his missus have marked the occasion by having another ridiculous tit job? 10 nipples, something like that?
How about reading 10 books? Getting an IQ of 10? Getting 10 BJs from Rebecca Loos? Oh, scratch that last one...
He's going to look a right dick when he's in an OAP's home
When is he going to get 'CUNT' tattooed on his forehead?
And WTF has happened to his hair (se ePic 3)? Looks like a mini-weave has occurred...
And why won't this cunting thing let me edit the dodgy spacing above?
Nothing worse than inked up wrinklies. Come on Buck House, give him his much deserved knighthood then he can finally tell Lady Beckham to fuck off now she's really posh. Then again, the thought of Lady B is probably what's holding Liz back. Ditch the bitch and arise Sir Daay-vid.
That poor woman, as if she didn't have enough of her own expectations of how she should exhibit herself. Her husband is now basically telling her that for as long as he is still alive she must wear hair extensions, have 32E extremely pert breasts, be a size 8, never have a nose job oh and work out to keep those thighs trim and athletic. If only he'd just been happy with "Victoria".
You know what, those breasts are so strange that I think he must be gay.