He Rose for the occasion
Wed, 15/07/2009 - 11:23 by HM writer
Can you guess the owner of this newly etched rose added to the collection of art work inked onto his arm? Answer after the jump..

It's dishy David Beckham of course!

He was forced by Victoria voluntarily got the ring of ten roses inked onto his arm to mark his ten year wedding anniversary to Posh, just below the wishful thinking lifelike picture of his wife.

And now that he's had his torso, back, neck and the majority of his arms covered, we hear he's going to get a spunky cock done on his forehead next...

 

 

  • You know what, those breasts are so strange that I think he must be gay.

    LozzaD Thu, 16/07/2009 - 00:51
  • That poor woman, as if she didn't have enough of her own expectations of how she should exhibit herself. Her husband is now basically telling her that for as long as he is still alive she must wear hair extensions, have 32E extremely pert breasts, be a size 8, never have a nose job oh and work out to keep those thighs trim and athletic. If only he'd just been happy with "Victoria".

    LozzaD Thu, 16/07/2009 - 00:46
  • Nothing worse than inked up wrinklies. Come on Buck House, give him his much deserved knighthood then he can finally tell Lady Beckham to fuck off now she's really posh. Then again, the thought of Lady B is probably what's holding Liz back. Ditch the bitch and arise Sir Daay-vid.

    SelectiveInvective Wed, 15/07/2009 - 19:42
  • And why won't this cunting thing let me edit the dodgy spacing above?

    loveducky Wed, 15/07/2009 - 19:27
  • And WTF has happened to his hair (se ePic 3)? Looks like a mini-weave has occurred...

    loveducky Wed, 15/07/2009 - 19:25
  • When is he going to get 'CUNT' tattooed on his forehead?

    sickofcelebs Wed, 15/07/2009 - 16:47
  • He's going to look a right dick when he's in an OAP's home

    bystander Wed, 15/07/2009 - 15:01
  • How about reading 10 books? Getting an IQ of 10? Getting 10 BJs from Rebecca Loos? Oh, scratch that last one...

    Blartmonster Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:47
  • Shouldn't his missus have marked the occasion by having another ridiculous tit job? 10 nipples, something like that?

    dandyboy Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:28
  • Shouldn't his missus have marked the occasion by having another ridiculous tit job? 10 nipples, something like that?

    dandyboy Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:28
  • How about reading 10 books? Getting an IQ of 10? Getting 10 BJs from Rebecca Loos? Oh, scratch that last one...

    Blartmonster Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:47
  • He's going to look a right dick when he's in an OAP's home

    bystander Wed, 15/07/2009 - 15:01
  • When is he going to get 'CUNT' tattooed on his forehead?

    sickofcelebs Wed, 15/07/2009 - 16:47
  • And WTF has happened to his hair (se ePic 3)? Looks like a mini-weave has occurred...

    loveducky Wed, 15/07/2009 - 19:25
  • And why won't this cunting thing let me edit the dodgy spacing above?

    loveducky Wed, 15/07/2009 - 19:27
  • Nothing worse than inked up wrinklies. Come on Buck House, give him his much deserved knighthood then he can finally tell Lady Beckham to fuck off now she's really posh. Then again, the thought of Lady B is probably what's holding Liz back. Ditch the bitch and arise Sir Daay-vid.

    SelectiveInvective Wed, 15/07/2009 - 19:42
  • That poor woman, as if she didn't have enough of her own expectations of how she should exhibit herself. Her husband is now basically telling her that for as long as he is still alive she must wear hair extensions, have 32E extremely pert breasts, be a size 8, never have a nose job oh and work out to keep those thighs trim and athletic. If only he'd just been happy with "Victoria".

    LozzaD Thu, 16/07/2009 - 00:46
  • You know what, those breasts are so strange that I think he must be gay.

    LozzaD Thu, 16/07/2009 - 00:51

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