Guess the self-proclaimed celebrity shop-lifter

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Guess the self-proclaimed celebrity shoplifter?Guess the self-proclaimed celebrity shoplifter?

"If I want something, I have to have it"
Thu, 01/04/2010 - 10:43 by

We've all been poking fun at her for being the size of a small country, but we can now reveal the real reason for her substantial size...

She's been stuffing stolen clothes (complete with coat hangers) up her top the whole time. (A bit like that episode in The Simpsons when Homer forces Marge to fill her coat with sweets after a trip to the Gummy Bear factory).

Here's the crook's confession:

"I have a hard time not buying or stealing. If I want something, I have to have it. But not anymore. The last time was three months ago - a dress from Marshalls. I used to steal more. I mostly stole from Goodwill. You know, 'Can't be bothered. The line's too long. Put it in your purse'."

Clue; it's not Winona Ryder...

Beth Ditto pictures, Beth Ditto

Comments

  • I bet this is a body double

    bystander Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:36

  • Damn right Jiggers, these skinny so called BBW's give us genuine ones a bad name. I'd force feed her lard and kendal mint cake to get her up to scratch before I get my face near that waif like minge hole.

    minxybbw Sat, 03/04/2010 - 10:44

  • How low stealing from a charity shop like Goodwill (who I hate anyway. You give your clothes to the poor and they make cash off them). Besides how cheap can you be, nothing costs more than $5.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 02/04/2010 - 17:34

  • She's supposed to be a size 18 and supposed to weigh 17 stone, she looks like a friend's girlfriend who I cannot stand, so forgive me for being biased.

    She gives the size 26ers hope and they too think they are size 18s and weigh 17 stone, just last week there was a lookalike contestant on Who Dares Wins Lottery show, it's not good to be a fridge raider and then put it down to water retention, no mate, it's the amount of cakes and McDonalds you stuff down your gob.

    The news will read, she died, choked on a burger

    scone Fri, 02/04/2010 - 11:33

  • her vagina is on her bumhole in picture one

    dancingworm Fri, 02/04/2010 - 06:33

  • Is that crev sweat?
    I bet her arsehole fucking reeks.

    BonnyWill Thu, 01/04/2010 - 15:49

  • What's that crawling out of her arse in pic 1. It can't be a worm judging by the size of her.

    misspopoff Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:28

  • Fucking fat pikey thieving cunt

    koshmar Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:14

  • How enchanting.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:04

  • You call that fat?

    Minxy would have her for breakfast, clit first.

    jiggerycock Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:31

  • For fuck's sake HM, Beth Ditto = fat = every pic you show of her will be fat. Yes, she's fat. Ok. Fat, fatty, fat fat. Happy?

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:12

  • Not sure she's been lifting shops - looks more to me like she's eating the damn things whole.

    slug Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:47

  • Yeay: so we've got a huge lesbo lycrad arse, some uncut cock on the beach in Santa Monica, some congealed vom and a nazi salute performed by some closet case biker formerly married to Sandra. Where the fuck is Jodi Marsh when you need her? Lame! Where have all the whores gone?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:46

  • Blimey, that sure is a mammoth muck-spreader!

    What a week so far - first Ricky confesses to lifting shirts, now Beth's squeezing herself into the celebrity confessional with her tales of lifting shops.

    bellendercarlisle Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:05

  • Seriously though, I think she has lost a bit since she 'appeared' on the 'scene'

    She is still huge though.

    tescopop Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:56

  • Well I guess she's pretty safe as a shoplifter, I mean if you were a security guard, would you want to pat her down and do a full search? Just imagine all the loose change and balls of fluff and shit like that which you'd find secreted in various sweaty crevices. Hideous.

    slug Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:45

  • Her arse looks greased with sweat. Shame because she's a good-looking girl. If I was a fella, I'd rather take my chances with Beth then with Ladyboy Gaga. You might not be able to find Beth's vag but at least you know she's got one.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:37

  • I think she has lost weight.

    Only joking, she is a huge bitch.

    TheFrenchDuke Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:36

  • Look at the size of her fucking shitter...

    BonnyWill Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:30

  • Look at the size of her fucking shitter...

    BonnyWill Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:30

  • I think she has lost weight.

    Only joking, she is a huge bitch.

    TheFrenchDuke Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:36

  • Her arse looks greased with sweat. Shame because she's a good-looking girl. If I was a fella, I'd rather take my chances with Beth then with Ladyboy Gaga. You might not be able to find Beth's vag but at least you know she's got one.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:37

  • Well I guess she's pretty safe as a shoplifter, I mean if you were a security guard, would you want to pat her down and do a full search? Just imagine all the loose change and balls of fluff and shit like that which you'd find secreted in various sweaty crevices. Hideous.

    slug Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:45

  • Seriously though, I think she has lost a bit since she 'appeared' on the 'scene'

    She is still huge though.

    tescopop Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:56

  • Blimey, that sure is a mammoth muck-spreader!

    What a week so far - first Ricky confesses to lifting shirts, now Beth's squeezing herself into the celebrity confessional with her tales of lifting shops.

    bellendercarlisle Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:05

  • Yeay: so we've got a huge lesbo lycrad arse, some uncut cock on the beach in Santa Monica, some congealed vom and a nazi salute performed by some closet case biker formerly married to Sandra. Where the fuck is Jodi Marsh when you need her? Lame! Where have all the whores gone?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:46

  • Not sure she's been lifting shops - looks more to me like she's eating the damn things whole.

    slug Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:47

  • For fuck's sake HM, Beth Ditto = fat = every pic you show of her will be fat. Yes, she's fat. Ok. Fat, fatty, fat fat. Happy?

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:12

  • You call that fat?

    Minxy would have her for breakfast, clit first.

    jiggerycock Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:31

  • How enchanting.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:04

  • Fucking fat pikey thieving cunt

    koshmar Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:14

  • What's that crawling out of her arse in pic 1. It can't be a worm judging by the size of her.

    misspopoff Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:28

  • Is that crev sweat?
    I bet her arsehole fucking reeks.

    BonnyWill Thu, 01/04/2010 - 15:49

  • her vagina is on her bumhole in picture one

    dancingworm Fri, 02/04/2010 - 06:33

  • She's supposed to be a size 18 and supposed to weigh 17 stone, she looks like a friend's girlfriend who I cannot stand, so forgive me for being biased.

    She gives the size 26ers hope and they too think they are size 18s and weigh 17 stone, just last week there was a lookalike contestant on Who Dares Wins Lottery show, it's not good to be a fridge raider and then put it down to water retention, no mate, it's the amount of cakes and McDonalds you stuff down your gob.

    The news will read, she died, choked on a burger

    scone Fri, 02/04/2010 - 11:33

  • How low stealing from a charity shop like Goodwill (who I hate anyway. You give your clothes to the poor and they make cash off them). Besides how cheap can you be, nothing costs more than $5.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 02/04/2010 - 17:34

  • Damn right Jiggers, these skinny so called BBW's give us genuine ones a bad name. I'd force feed her lard and kendal mint cake to get her up to scratch before I get my face near that waif like minge hole.

    minxybbw Sat, 03/04/2010 - 10:44

  • I bet this is a body double

    bystander Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:36

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