Guess the understated celebrity scooter, it's a toughie!

4 Katie Price's scooter arrives at her Surrey mansion with a police escort?Meanwhile Price is in LA, what a nice surprise for when she gets back advert Katie Price's bike in all its pink glory

What a delightful bike!

Toot, toot!

Thu, 03/03/2011 - 15:33 by HM writer

Can you guess which celebrity's going to be the envy of all her friends (especially these two) burning rubber on the back of this tasteful scooter?

Yes, we know, the understated Katie Price logo gives it away (unless it's for Alex Reid?)

The pink scooter was dispatched at Price's Surrey mansion today, complete with what looks like a police escort, which is reassuring to know.

We think that Price may have done some haggling for a discount, as the scooter's also got the company's logo on the side too. Classy. Speaking of which, there's clearly only one way to complete this look - wearing this!

Still, if she's going for a customised ride, she could have gone the whole hog like 50 Cent or Paris Hilton. Nothing screams 'style' more than these two Bentleys...

Celebrity Disaster, Celebrity Fashion, Katie Price pictures, Gary Cockerill, Alex Reid, Katie Price, Michelle Heaton

Comments

It looks like something pensioners drive around. A pink version. She'll be buying a zimmer frame next. I'm in, too. I've got some Cyanide spare. Want me to bring it with me? :) Lol
Indie_chick Tue, 08/03/2011 - 07:28
Why did she bother with the pink faring? Surely her rancid, well-weathered spam flaps will prevent any drag
merylhighground Thu, 03/03/2011 - 19:49
But exactly the kind of behaviour I'd expect from a bucket-fannyed, soul-less, shit coloured fuckwit worth £40mil
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/03/2011 - 17:58
That is a frighteningly vivid prospect...
GretaBritain Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:52
Not quite the behaviour I'd expect from a millionairess worth £40m.
PuddyTwat Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:27
I have some large metal studded boots, which are not only heavy but could mush her orange fizzog into a jam not unlike thick cut peel Marmalade.
malachysdad Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:19
May I suggest some light reading in order to prepare?

In her case I will make exception and skip the chapter on 'peaceful penetration'.
slug Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:01
I'm in, plus my next door neighbour has an old Suzuki vitara which i will "borrow" for the occasion. The steel bonnet bumper will be the death knell in her attempts to deliberately ruin my life.
topguntop Thu, 03/03/2011 - 15:54
Fucking orange retard. It's probably for her 5 yr old daughter to ride whilst being filmed wearing mascara and a push up bra.
shitthebed Thu, 03/03/2011 - 15:52
Brilliant news, much easier to kill her and make it look like an accident if she's riding a scooter and the vulgar paint job will only make her easier to pick out on the byways of Surrey.

I invite all available Moles to join me on a drive around leafy Surrey this weekend. We can all convene at mine for tea & cucumber sandwiches and to fit the necessary bull bars and Ben Hurr-esque wheel spikes.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/03/2011 - 15:46

Brilliant news, much easier to kill her and make it look like an accident if she's riding a scooter and the vulgar paint job will only make her easier to pick out on the byways of Surrey.

I invite all available Moles to join me on a drive around leafy Surrey this weekend. We can all convene at mine for tea & cucumber sandwiches and to fit the necessary bull bars and Ben Hurr-esque wheel spikes.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/03/2011 - 15:46
Fucking orange retard. It's probably for her 5 yr old daughter to ride whilst being filmed wearing mascara and a push up bra.
shitthebed Thu, 03/03/2011 - 15:52
I'm in, plus my next door neighbour has an old Suzuki vitara which i will "borrow" for the occasion. The steel bonnet bumper will be the death knell in her attempts to deliberately ruin my life.
topguntop Thu, 03/03/2011 - 15:54
May I suggest some light reading in order to prepare?

In her case I will make exception and skip the chapter on 'peaceful penetration'.
slug Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:01
I have some large metal studded boots, which are not only heavy but could mush her orange fizzog into a jam not unlike thick cut peel Marmalade.
malachysdad Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:19
Not quite the behaviour I'd expect from a millionairess worth £40m.
PuddyTwat Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:27
That is a frighteningly vivid prospect...
GretaBritain Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:52
But exactly the kind of behaviour I'd expect from a bucket-fannyed, soul-less, shit coloured fuckwit worth £40mil
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/03/2011 - 17:58
Why did she bother with the pink faring? Surely her rancid, well-weathered spam flaps will prevent any drag
merylhighground Thu, 03/03/2011 - 19:49
It looks like something pensioners drive around. A pink version. She'll be buying a zimmer frame next. I'm in, too. I've got some Cyanide spare. Want me to bring it with me? :) Lol
Indie_chick Tue, 08/03/2011 - 07:28