Who could have committed such a heinous act?
There's no shortage of suspects! Could it have been Gavin Rossdale's illegitimate daughter, model Daisy Lowe? Or maybe spurned lover, limelight loving 1980s gender bender Marilyn? Gav's had an eventful life!
We jest! Of course the culprits are probably just North London ruffians. There's no shortage! Have you been to Camden lately? Don't think about it unless you're tooled up readers, that's our advice...
In other news it looks as if Gwen and Gav have had some sort of mental spazz-out and have doused their child's head in peroxide and given him a wacky mohican mullet. Tut. They should have spent their millions on a nice burglar alarm instead. Learn from their mistakes!
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COMMENTS (6)
This is what I don't get. No burglar alarm? No concierge? No CCTV? And where were the neighbours? What, they didn't hear anything? A big old front door gets smashed down and no-one hears a thing. Odd. Still at least it wasn't an insurance job.
Careful, Metrosexual, headlines like that can get you in trouble round these parts.
I have a sneaky suspicion that our Gwen is fond of having the back door well and truly bashed in on a regular basis.
And they say romance is dead.
Geez, they look so distressed!
1940's bomb site look could catch on
I think installing a good Security Posts would not cost millions and Gwen is a very rich celebrity so security should be something like a top priority for her.
Michelle.