It's Gwen Stefani's frontdoor! Did you guess? A couple of dead Harajuku girls strung up from the porch light might have given the game away but luckily this is a mere case of burglary - not homicide. 

Who could have committed such a heinous act?

There's no shortage of suspects! Could it have been Gavin Rossdale's illegitimate daughter, model Daisy Lowe? Or maybe spurned lover, limelight loving 1980s gender bender Marilyn? Gav's had an eventful life!

We jest! Of course the culprits are probably just North London ruffians. There's no shortage! Have you been to Camden lately? Don't think about it unless you're tooled up readers, that's our advice...

In other news it looks as if Gwen and Gav have had some sort of mental spazz-out and have doused their child's head in peroxide and given him a wacky mohican mullet. Tut. They should have spent their millions on a nice burglar alarm instead. Learn from their mistakes!