You're Bad at Romance mate
Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:03 by Mr. HM

Sometimes during huge arena tours for global megastars, after performing the same routines night after night for months, the dancers miss their cue and end up a couple of inches off their mark.

I know you guys like nothing more than wall to wall pictures of this young lady - especially on a miserable Monday morning, so I'm always happy to oblige!

Now, I admire adventurous pop as much as the next man and enjoy seeing an artist at the top of their game, reshaping the horizon forever etc blah blah. But let's be honest for a second here, she looks bloody ridiculous in half of these. She's taking the piss surely? It's not Avant Garde, it's Avant Aclue.

Don't you look at her dancers and get reminded of:

bob mortminer

She's a great pop star, but this just smells of try-hard to me. Might be amazing to anyone under the age of 30, but Madonna did this already.

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:11
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    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:51
  • I'd still fuck her.

    ken tate Thu, 28/01/2010 - 03:38
  • The Madonna thing is too obvious to even bother with.But the parts of the show that aren't directly ripped off from her are directly ripped off from The Tubes Mondo Bizarro period.
    Apart from Fee Waybill looked better of course.

    acranea Tue, 26/01/2010 - 05:10
  • gotta love the nazi's...erm

    switch Mon, 25/01/2010 - 17:45
  • here, how do explain having picture no.10 on my screen when my boss walked into the room?

    George of Asda Mon, 25/01/2010 - 17:36
  • Two gay men enjoying each other, what's news about that?

    mrsmoon Mon, 25/01/2010 - 15:00
  • Can't she just wear suit from Next? Why does everything she wear appear to be squeezing out her pie and mash? Are her outfits designed to wank her off on stage? Dirty cah! Why can't she use a sock like a regular bloke?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 25/01/2010 - 14:17
  • If rumours about its cock are true, then the big black dude looks like he's getting in some practise on the gearstick of a Norbert Dentressangle 22 Wheeler - handy skill to master when the dancing career inevitably goes tits up once the public see through the '30 yards of marketing to half-an-inch of talent' of his boss.

    jiggerycock Mon, 25/01/2010 - 14:06
  • Bloody disgraceful, I hope she's fired her clothing assistants - just look at her tights, they're ripped in almost every picture. I bet she was furious. You just can't get good help these days.

    slug Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:44
  • oh look, some more photos of gaga looking absolutely fucking horrible.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:37
  • oh look, some more photos of gaga looking absolutely fucking horrible.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:37
  • Bloody disgraceful, I hope she's fired her clothing assistants - just look at her tights, they're ripped in almost every picture. I bet she was furious. You just can't get good help these days.

    slug Mon, 25/01/2010 - 13:44
  • If rumours about its cock are true, then the big black dude looks like he's getting in some practise on the gearstick of a Norbert Dentressangle 22 Wheeler - handy skill to master when the dancing career inevitably goes tits up once the public see through the '30 yards of marketing to half-an-inch of talent' of his boss.

    jiggerycock Mon, 25/01/2010 - 14:06
  • Can't she just wear suit from Next? Why does everything she wear appear to be squeezing out her pie and mash? Are her outfits designed to wank her off on stage? Dirty cah! Why can't she use a sock like a regular bloke?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 25/01/2010 - 14:17
  • Two gay men enjoying each other, what's news about that?

    mrsmoon Mon, 25/01/2010 - 15:00
  • here, how do explain having picture no.10 on my screen when my boss walked into the room?

    George of Asda Mon, 25/01/2010 - 17:36
  • gotta love the nazi's...erm

    switch Mon, 25/01/2010 - 17:45
  • The Madonna thing is too obvious to even bother with.But the parts of the show that aren't directly ripped off from her are directly ripped off from The Tubes Mondo Bizarro period.
    Apart from Fee Waybill looked better of course.

    acranea Tue, 26/01/2010 - 05:10
  • I'd still fuck her.

    ken tate Thu, 28/01/2010 - 03:38
  • gucci and chloe balenciaga handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:51
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:11

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