Guess who's moving house? It's a tough one...

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Let's hope Sarah Harding's art doesn't get lost en route

What Will the Neighbours Say?

Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:42 by Harry Bow

Winehouse might be back, but Camden's gutters just got a little tidier as the borough bid farewell to another celeb in resident.

Sarah Harding has been threatening to move to the countryside for quite sometime, but it looks like she's finally paid off her Movida bar tab, packed up her drink cabinet and called in the removal men...

Let's hope the hired help have steadier hands than the Girls Aloud singer herself - there are some real heirlooms to deal with amongst this lot... A couple of twigs, a print of Brigitte Bardot worth a whole £14.99 and, of course, the centre-piece - a self-portrait that Warhol must've come back from the grave to complete.

Farewell, Harding, we'll miss you - though not as much as your local Thresher.

Sarah Harding pictures, Sarah Harding

Comments

You're mean! But hey, you have your reasons to be. The girl is moving to a better life, that's what moving is supposed to be about, right, especially in cases like this. So what if she likes Brigitte Bardot? The relocation guys will have to take care of all of her belongings, no matter how inexpensive they are.
Ronny - buy boxes
ronny Fri, 14/01/2011 - 14:02
she has a taste for sculpture, sheets dipped in plaster of paris wow what an eye she has for Art!
dancingworm Thu, 15/10/2009 - 03:28
There's something shittily nihilistic about having portraits and huge pictures of yourself all over your house. I mean, everyone has a piccy somewhere in their gaff, but the cuntiness of the portraitee is proportional to the size and amount of portraits.

Come on, she's about the square root of fuck all. A fucking reesty titless slapper
Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 19:49
Earlier today, I posted a list of mistakes New Girl had made in this 'story' She has corrected ONE of them, but obviously didn't bother to correct the rest. Was she too busy deleting my post?
Do you really not know what a self portrait is, New Girl?

PS. Thanks dandyboy :)
dennisnilsen Wed, 14/10/2009 - 19:18
She spent her first pay cheque in Athena. I bet she's got the bloke holding a baby clock and the geezer holding two tyres with his overalls coming off.
kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 16:50
And don't forget "Let's hope Sarah Harding's art doesn't lost en route". Oh look, your post has just disappeared!
dandyboy Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:08
Handy Moves, movers to the stars.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:03
That is quite an ego she has there. And they say money can't buy you class.
charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:57

That is quite an ego she has there. And they say money can't buy you class.
charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:57
Handy Moves, movers to the stars.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:03
And don't forget "Let's hope Sarah Harding's art doesn't lost en route". Oh look, your post has just disappeared!
dandyboy Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:08
She spent her first pay cheque in Athena. I bet she's got the bloke holding a baby clock and the geezer holding two tyres with his overalls coming off.
kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 16:50
Earlier today, I posted a list of mistakes New Girl had made in this 'story' She has corrected ONE of them, but obviously didn't bother to correct the rest. Was she too busy deleting my post?
Do you really not know what a self portrait is, New Girl?

PS. Thanks dandyboy :)
dennisnilsen Wed, 14/10/2009 - 19:18
There's something shittily nihilistic about having portraits and huge pictures of yourself all over your house. I mean, everyone has a piccy somewhere in their gaff, but the cuntiness of the portraitee is proportional to the size and amount of portraits.

Come on, she's about the square root of fuck all. A fucking reesty titless slapper
Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 19:49
she has a taste for sculpture, sheets dipped in plaster of paris wow what an eye she has for Art!
dancingworm Thu, 15/10/2009 - 03:28
You're mean! But hey, you have your reasons to be. The girl is moving to a better life, that's what moving is supposed to be about, right, especially in cases like this. So what if she likes Brigitte Bardot? The relocation guys will have to take care of all of her belongings, no matter how inexpensive they are.
Ronny - buy boxes
ronny Fri, 14/01/2011 - 14:02