tat for twat
Fri, 24/09/2010 - 14:30 by HM writer

There's only one person that this classy, classy, sexy tattoo can belong to (no, not those two!)... Answer after the jump...

Jodie Marsh, of course!

Jodie Marsh

She was on This Morning promoting her new reality TV show which sees her attempt to become a tattoo artist.

We're only willing to watch it if the next one she gets is this..

Johnny Borrell

Or this...

cat tattoo

Also known as Pete Burns...

  • Has Jodie given up Body Building then?

    Also I cannot believe you missed the BEST Picture of the Weekend:

    Two from the Top, please Carol.
    A pair of (Natural) Breasts that put Jodie's Silicone Falsies to shame!

    ken tate Sun, 26/09/2010 - 00:25
  • I like the demented bint. She reminds me of a friend of mine whose tattoos include a clam (with "jam out with your clam out" inked around it) and a zombie prostitute eating her own heart.
    Plus, she's not Jordan. That's a valid excuse for all repellent behaviour. Killed a puppy? At least you're not Jordan. Burned a hospital to the ground? At least you're not Jordan. Committed genocide? At least you're not Jordan. It's my favourite excuse for being a cunt.

    retrovertigo Sat, 25/09/2010 - 20:50
  • Could be anyone who isn't a fat cunt. Cue for some bored middlling-class HMers to rattle on and fucking on about their very own middling-class tats and tits (again).

    slapper slayer Fri, 24/09/2010 - 22:08
  • Her face her face!

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 24/09/2010 - 17:29
  • Make...her...go....away!

    GretaBritain Fri, 24/09/2010 - 17:28
  • A most superior spaffing target - do you win a prize if you get it in both of the skull's eyes?

    slug Fri, 24/09/2010 - 16:29
  • Holy cunting fuck ! that is some classy ink you've got there Miss Marsh.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 24/09/2010 - 15:26
  • Gotta love the Jodie.
    She's class, in an Essex demented trailer trash low rent Barbara Windsor kinda way.
    Fuck the Olympic ski run nose and the wonky tits.
    She's 1000000000 times better than My Little Katie.
    More Jodie please Mr HM.

    whothehellamiagain Fri, 24/09/2010 - 15:13
  • Wouldn't she have been better off spending the money on getting that crease in her nose sorted out?

    dandyboy Fri, 24/09/2010 - 14:55
  • AAAAHHH!!!! I love her! In a schadenfreude kind of a way... What's she done to her face?! It looks even weirder than before! Put her in the circus! I wanna go and point and laugh at her, and then poke her with a stick when she's in her cage afterwards.

    littlelola Fri, 24/09/2010 - 14:46
  • AAAAHHH!!!! I love her! In a schadenfreude kind of a way... What's she done to her face?! It looks even weirder than before! Put her in the circus! I wanna go and point and laugh at her, and then poke her with a stick when she's in her cage afterwards.

    littlelola Fri, 24/09/2010 - 14:46
  • Wouldn't she have been better off spending the money on getting that crease in her nose sorted out?

    dandyboy Fri, 24/09/2010 - 14:55
  • Gotta love the Jodie.
    She's class, in an Essex demented trailer trash low rent Barbara Windsor kinda way.
    Fuck the Olympic ski run nose and the wonky tits.
    She's 1000000000 times better than My Little Katie.
    More Jodie please Mr HM.

    whothehellamiagain Fri, 24/09/2010 - 15:13
  • Holy cunting fuck ! that is some classy ink you've got there Miss Marsh.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 24/09/2010 - 15:26
  • A most superior spaffing target - do you win a prize if you get it in both of the skull's eyes?

    slug Fri, 24/09/2010 - 16:29
  • Make...her...go....away!

    GretaBritain Fri, 24/09/2010 - 17:28
  • Her face her face!

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 24/09/2010 - 17:29
  • Could be anyone who isn't a fat cunt. Cue for some bored middlling-class HMers to rattle on and fucking on about their very own middling-class tats and tits (again).

    slapper slayer Fri, 24/09/2010 - 22:08
  • I like the demented bint. She reminds me of a friend of mine whose tattoos include a clam (with "jam out with your clam out" inked around it) and a zombie prostitute eating her own heart.
    Plus, she's not Jordan. That's a valid excuse for all repellent behaviour. Killed a puppy? At least you're not Jordan. Burned a hospital to the ground? At least you're not Jordan. Committed genocide? At least you're not Jordan. It's my favourite excuse for being a cunt.

    retrovertigo Sat, 25/09/2010 - 20:50
  • Has Jodie given up Body Building then?

    Also I cannot believe you missed the BEST Picture of the Weekend:

    Two from the Top, please Carol.
    A pair of (Natural) Breasts that put Jodie's Silicone Falsies to shame!

    ken tate Sun, 26/09/2010 - 00:25

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