Blue tit
Fri, 28/08/2009 - 10:44 by HM writer
We're sure Muhammad Ali was delighted at the turn out for the Sporting Dinner held in his honour. And that he knew exactly whose those two twats from Hollyoaks were and that one from Here'Say who's now in Corrie and the one who was in the X Factor once... And WTF are you wearing Ricky Hatton???

The Muhammd Ali Sporting dinner was held at the Old Trafford in Manchester, which saw Ali make an appearance and which saw all proceeds from the event going to his charity, the Ali Foundation.

There were different tickets available for the back tie evening, ranging from the VIP package, costing nearly £2000, down to the Gold Package option for £350 (we think we know which one X Factor's Andy Abraham opted for).

Other guests included Bobby Davro, ex-Atomic Kitten Liz McLarnon, EastEnder Laurie Brett, Ricky Whittle (wearing leather suit jacket, people!) and Carla Stevenson from Hollyoaks, Craig Gazey, Ricky Hatton, Kym Marsh and Jamie Lomas.

(It reads like the Strictly Come Dancing line-up).

Let's face it, if Muhammad Ali wasn't there, it would have looked just like a typical night down Manchester's Paradise Factory...

  • Your articles are getting progressively harder to read/make sense of! Examples from above.."whose those two twats from Hollyoaks".."Muhammd Ali".."back tie evening".

    kwebb Mon, 31/08/2009 - 16:06
  • Has Hatton just dipped his head in a vat of lard, or is he just using way too much shitty cheap hairgel?

    retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:35
  • Rickys not got a hatt-on.

    Allah Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:56
  • "Let's face it, had Muhammad Ali hadn't been there, it would have been just been a typical night down Manchester's Paradise Factory"

    Translation: Should've tried harder at school

    Barry Jorge Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:13
  • Ricky Hatton looks like the fat kid of Rab C Nesbitt - you know, the one that got done for kiddy porn or something

    Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:58
  • Ali won't even fucking clock half of these cunts anyway. I mean, have any of them, apart from the obvious, ever participated in sport? And that doesn't include sucking footballers' cocks, for those in soaps and Atomic Kitten...

    Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:04
  • "Eeeeh, my fucking mother-in-law, right, she saw some Pakis down the road, and..." (contd on www.bnp.org)

    Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:01
  • Ricky Hatton, Bernard Manning, Fred Goodwin, George Roper, they were all real comedians of 70's class, oh sorry Hatton is here in 21st Century and all the others are dead. He could take up their banner and run with the 'My Mother in Law is so fat line', looks the part mind..

    malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:58
  • He looks like he's ready to appear on The Comedians.

    dandyboy Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:22
  • WTF are you wearing Ricky Hatton?

    It's a sky-blue cross indicating where his neck should be.

    jiggerycock Fri, 28/08/2009 - 11:46
  • Good to see Hatton resurrecting the fat fucking Northern knucklehead look.

    MyNameIsPeter Fri, 28/08/2009 - 11:21
  • Good to see Hatton resurrecting the fat fucking Northern knucklehead look.

    MyNameIsPeter Fri, 28/08/2009 - 11:21
  • WTF are you wearing Ricky Hatton?

    It's a sky-blue cross indicating where his neck should be.

    jiggerycock Fri, 28/08/2009 - 11:46
  • He looks like he's ready to appear on The Comedians.

    dandyboy Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:22
  • Ricky Hatton, Bernard Manning, Fred Goodwin, George Roper, they were all real comedians of 70's class, oh sorry Hatton is here in 21st Century and all the others are dead. He could take up their banner and run with the 'My Mother in Law is so fat line', looks the part mind..

    malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:58
  • "Eeeeh, my fucking mother-in-law, right, she saw some Pakis down the road, and..." (contd on www.bnp.org)

    Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:01
  • Ali won't even fucking clock half of these cunts anyway. I mean, have any of them, apart from the obvious, ever participated in sport? And that doesn't include sucking footballers' cocks, for those in soaps and Atomic Kitten...

    Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:04
  • Ricky Hatton looks like the fat kid of Rab C Nesbitt - you know, the one that got done for kiddy porn or something

    Blartmonster Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:58
  • "Let's face it, had Muhammad Ali hadn't been there, it would have been just been a typical night down Manchester's Paradise Factory"

    Translation: Should've tried harder at school

    Barry Jorge Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:13
  • Rickys not got a hatt-on.

    Allah Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:56
  • Has Hatton just dipped his head in a vat of lard, or is he just using way too much shitty cheap hairgel?

    retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:35
  • Your articles are getting progressively harder to read/make sense of! Examples from above.."whose those two twats from Hollyoaks".."Muhammd Ali".."back tie evening".

    kwebb Mon, 31/08/2009 - 16:06

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