Guy Ritchie calls Madonna 'retarded'

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Crazy to you...

Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:31 by HM writer

Guy Ritchie has been talking about ex-wife Madonna and claims that although he still loves her, she is also "retarded"...

Guy was talking to Esquire about Madge, who has reportedly splashed out and bought boyfriend Jesus Luz a $1.7 million crib (a Mr HM joke) and said:

"Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23 year old, she’ll outwork them, out-dance them..."

And probably shag them...

He added:

"And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she’s retarded, too!"

Not as retarded as most of your films...

Guy Ritchie and Madonna pictures, Guy Ritchie, Madonna, madonna

Comments

I'm as fond as a mouthful as the next girl but the thought of snowballing with these 2 makes me sick. Suppose I could pass it on to Guy Richie if I had to...but suck Madonna's cock? Shudder.
charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 09:33
I'm really offended. This is an affront to retards everywhere.
pandakiller Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:43
Umm, I know what it is but don't really want to explain it due to ban-happy mods, it's probably best if you read it here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:04
Ok gather round now children....

From Wikipedia - Snowballing or semen swapping is a human sexual practice in which one partner takes into their mouth the semen of another person, and then 'swaps' or passes it to the mouth of another through kissing. If several people are involved then the amount of semen can steadily increase, hence "snowballing"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:04
MJ, "snowballing" - pray expand upon this activity, as the expression is a new one to me . . .
Stramash Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:14
Both had it up the arse by all accounts
BonnyWill Fri, 09/10/2009 - 00:23
Gokkun! Down in one...down in one....etc
Mr Beefy Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:15
Cunty pair who are still cunty post-divorce. Next....
Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:32
To be fair he looks like he's sharing the same mouthful with her, mayhap they have been "snowballing" ??
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 16:13
I may have stumbled across that very same website a few days ago.
HeyYou Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:51
That first pic she looks like a tranny with five o'clock shadow and a mouth full of jizz
BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:49
Pot. Kettle. Black.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:46

Pot. Kettle. Black.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:46
That first pic she looks like a tranny with five o'clock shadow and a mouth full of jizz
BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:49
I may have stumbled across that very same website a few days ago.
HeyYou Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:51
To be fair he looks like he's sharing the same mouthful with her, mayhap they have been "snowballing" ??
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 16:13
Cunty pair who are still cunty post-divorce. Next....
Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:32
Gokkun! Down in one...down in one....etc
Mr Beefy Thu, 08/10/2009 - 22:15
Both had it up the arse by all accounts
BonnyWill Fri, 09/10/2009 - 00:23
MJ, "snowballing" - pray expand upon this activity, as the expression is a new one to me . . .
Stramash Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:14
Ok gather round now children....

From Wikipedia - Snowballing or semen swapping is a human sexual practice in which one partner takes into their mouth the semen of another person, and then 'swaps' or passes it to the mouth of another through kissing. If several people are involved then the amount of semen can steadily increase, hence "snowballing"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:04
Umm, I know what it is but don't really want to explain it due to ban-happy mods, it's probably best if you read it here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:04
I'm really offended. This is an affront to retards everywhere.
pandakiller Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:43
I'm as fond as a mouthful as the next girl but the thought of snowballing with these 2 makes me sick. Suppose I could pass it on to Guy Richie if I had to...but suck Madonna's cock? Shudder.
charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 09:33