Madonna and Guy Ritchie at Rock 'n Rolla premiere
Crazy to you...
Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:31 by HM writerGuy Ritchie has been talking about ex-wife Madonna and claims that although he still loves her, she is also "retarded"...
Guy was talking to Esquire about Madge, who has reportedly splashed out and bought boyfriend Jesus Luz a $1.7 million crib (a Mr HM joke) and said:
"Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23 year old, she’ll outwork them, out-dance them..."
And probably shag them...
He added:
"And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she’s retarded, too!"
Not as retarded as most of your films...
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I'm as fond as a mouthful as the next girl but the thought of snowballing with these 2 makes me sick. Suppose I could pass it on to Guy Richie if I had to...but suck Madonna's cock? Shudder.
I'm really offended. This is an affront to retards everywhere.
Umm, I know what it is but don't really want to explain it due to ban-happy mods, it's probably best if you read it here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
Ok gather round now children....
From Wikipedia - Snowballing or semen swapping is a human sexual practice in which one partner takes into their mouth the semen of another person, and then 'swaps' or passes it to the mouth of another through kissing. If several people are involved then the amount of semen can steadily increase, hence "snowballing"
MJ, "snowballing" - pray expand upon this activity, as the expression is a new one to me . . .
Both had it up the arse by all accounts
Gokkun! Down in one...down in one....etc
Cunty pair who are still cunty post-divorce. Next....
To be fair he looks like he's sharing the same mouthful with her, mayhap they have been "snowballing" ??
I may have stumbled across that very same website a few days ago.
That first pic she looks like a tranny with five o'clock shadow and a mouth full of jizz
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
That first pic she looks like a tranny with five o'clock shadow and a mouth full of jizz
I may have stumbled across that very same website a few days ago.
To be fair he looks like he's sharing the same mouthful with her, mayhap they have been "snowballing" ??
Cunty pair who are still cunty post-divorce. Next....
Gokkun! Down in one...down in one....etc
Both had it up the arse by all accounts
MJ, "snowballing" - pray expand upon this activity, as the expression is a new one to me . . .
Ok gather round now children....
From Wikipedia - Snowballing or semen swapping is a human sexual practice in which one partner takes into their mouth the semen of another person, and then 'swaps' or passes it to the mouth of another through kissing. If several people are involved then the amount of semen can steadily increase, hence "snowballing"
Umm, I know what it is but don't really want to explain it due to ban-happy mods, it's probably best if you read it here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
I'm really offended. This is an affront to retards everywhere.
I'm as fond as a mouthful as the next girl but the thought of snowballing with these 2 makes me sick. Suppose I could pass it on to Guy Richie if I had to...but suck Madonna's cock? Shudder.