Guy was talking to Esquire about Madge, who has reportedly splashed out and bought boyfriend Jesus Luz a $1.7 million crib (a Mr HM joke) and said:
"Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23 year old, she’ll outwork them, out-dance them..."
And probably shag them...
He added:
"And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she’s retarded, too!"
Not as retarded as most of your films...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Madonna leaves Jesus at home to attend art show, picks up reality star Adam Senn
Jesus Luz set to release a pop record this spring after Madonna performs miracle
Jesus escorts Madonna to the Rio Carnival whilst wearing the dunce hat
Is Madonna Johnny Depp's stunt double in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland?
Madonna reportedly seeing three men at the same time, despite those hands
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
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COMMENTS (12)
Pot. Kettle. Black.
That first pic she looks like a tranny with five o'clock shadow and a mouth full of jizz
I may have stumbled across that very same website a few days ago.
To be fair he looks like he's sharing the same mouthful with her, mayhap they have been "snowballing" ??
Gokkun! Down in one...down in one....etc
Cunty pair who are still cunty post-divorce. Next....
Both had it up the arse by all accounts
MJ, "snowballing" - pray expand upon this activity, as the expression is a new one to me . . .
Ok gather round now children....
From Wikipedia - Snowballing or semen swapping is a human sexual practice in which one partner takes into their mouth the semen of another person, and then 'swaps' or passes it to the mouth of another through kissing. If several people are involved then the amount of semen can steadily increase, hence "snowballing"
Umm, I know what it is but don't really want to explain it due to ban-happy mods, it's probably best if you read it here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)