Guy Ritchie got circumcised for Madonna, according to Kabbalah spiritual leader

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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:45 by Harry Bow

Good lord - according to a 'Kabbalah spiritual leader', Madonna made Guy Ritchie get his foreskin removed when they were married. It wasn't the last time he got rid of a useless flappy piece of skin though, was it?

Luckily Madonna's current boyfriend, Brahim Zaibas, doesn't have to worry about such things - his cock's still shrivlled up inside him after his first encounter with the singer - no chance of getting the knife to that, but New York mag claims Guy Ritchie wasn't so lucky... 

 

Talking about Madonna, 'spiritual leader' Karen Berg said:

"[She] keeps a kosher home, she observes Shabbat, she circumcised her son and had her [ex-] husband circumcised."

Rumours that she then got it attached around her neck are unconfirmed... Anyway, cue some Madge/Guy Ritchie puns:

 

Hung Up

Get Rid Of The Groove

(Hopefully) Frozen

What it Feels like for a Guy

Snatched

Against Human Nature

Bye Bye Foreskin

Swept Away

This Used To Be My Hood

 

Erm...

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Comments

  • The foreskin is not "useless". Ask the man who owns one. Ritchie, at any rate, made the choice for himself. My heart goes out to the little Malawian boy who didn't ask this woman to take over his life or tear him from his home and family, let alone have part cut off his genitals at an age he could remember it. And all for the sake of some mystical woo-woo.

    Hugh7 Sat, 07/05/2011 - 02:05

  • now his secret's out, I bet he feels like a bit of a cock [the other bit's in Madonna's freezer] Boom Boom.

    GretaBritain Fri, 06/05/2011 - 23:14

  • "This used to be my hood" - love it! (laughs)

    Poor Guy. I think the worst thing is people knowing. I reckon Madonna HAS kept it and jabs a pin into it everytime he's pictured with a girl.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/05/2011 - 14:28

  • So the divorce was the second time he got rid of a wrinkly old bit of flesh.

    mrsmoon Thu, 05/05/2011 - 14:05

  • That's for "Revolver" you mockney cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 05/05/2011 - 12:33

  • oh sweet jesus.

    beardedowl Thu, 05/05/2011 - 12:06

  • oh sweet jesus.

    beardedowl Thu, 05/05/2011 - 12:06

  • That's for "Revolver" you mockney cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 05/05/2011 - 12:33

  • So the divorce was the second time he got rid of a wrinkly old bit of flesh.

    mrsmoon Thu, 05/05/2011 - 14:05

  • "This used to be my hood" - love it! (laughs)

    Poor Guy. I think the worst thing is people knowing. I reckon Madonna HAS kept it and jabs a pin into it everytime he's pictured with a girl.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/05/2011 - 14:28

  • now his secret's out, I bet he feels like a bit of a cock [the other bit's in Madonna's freezer] Boom Boom.

    GretaBritain Fri, 06/05/2011 - 23:14

  • The foreskin is not "useless". Ask the man who owns one. Ritchie, at any rate, made the choice for himself. My heart goes out to the little Malawian boy who didn't ask this woman to take over his life or tear him from his home and family, let alone have part cut off his genitals at an age he could remember it. And all for the sake of some mystical woo-woo.

    Hugh7 Sat, 07/05/2011 - 02:05

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