And Ritchie must have felt sorry for them, as he asked them to join him for drinks and lunch before cuddling and having his picture taken with the Montenegro-born teenagers.
They also happen to be aspiring models but they didn't just approach him for publicity...
Meanhwile, it's being reported that Madonna has written a song for her ex, calling the British director her "eternal love".
And Madge has reportedly even bought him a personalised rifle for his birthday spurring speculation that the pair could reunite...
A source said:
Madonna has met few people in her life she truly respects and one of them is Guy. Forgetting everything else, she admires his intellect and cares about what he thinks. No one ever expected they could go from lovers to enemies and then back to incredibly close friends.
Er, did we mention he was recently in the company of twin 18-year-old beauty queens/models?
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COMMENTS (7)
An just think the poor fool could still be knocking off Madonna.....where did it all go wrong eh Guy ?
Does he miss all those multi coloured children?
I'm guessing karma really does happen then.
Twins : " We really love you Meester Cockerney Gangster!"
Guy: "Ease up a second you pair a fackin sorts! Strike a light! Don't cam dahn here with that look on your pretty little Chevy! You're makin me all fackin unnecessary here. I have been drinkin all this Penelope Cruz all afternoon and now I am right Scotch Mist. Now fancy a bunk up? Which of you is first?! 'Ave a banana!"
(I'd imagine..)
All of this AND he's managed to rid of his sinewy pig of a wife. Result !!! Well done Mr Ritchie !!
He's still a first class cunt who makes shit films though
It seems as though Guy is wearing an old pair of sun glasses, probably Madonna hasn't given him any money after they split or he would have some money to buy a good pair of contact lenses. There are many places where you can buy contact lenses. Someone need to tell Guy Ritchie that he's growing old so maybe with contact lenses he can look good again.
Nicky.