Making life easier for customs staff, Gwyneth Paltrow flashes her apples and proves she's not smuggling anything at Barcelona airport...

Who said Gwyneth Paltrow was duller than a microbiotic meal for one? Hot on the heels of Paris/Britney/Lindsay's snatch flashes, Mrs Chris Martin went out in public showing a rather racy flesh-coloured BRA. Pheeee-ew! Please excuse us while we cool right down...

We can't wait to hear all about this new trend on her captivating website Goop – we've learnt so much from her so far; how to survive as an INCREDIBLY successful working mum of two, how to keep your relationship alive when your husband's an INCREDIBLY successful musician, how to to flush out your INCREDIBLY clean bowels when the lentils get too much.

We wish we could make Holy Moly even nearly as informative...