Gwyneth Paltrow at her cookbook launchGwyneth Paltrow at her cookbook launch

Gwyneth Pal-throw (it in the pool)
Thu, 21/04/2011 - 16:32 by Harry Bow

Following the release of her goopy new cookbook, Gwyneth Paltrow threw a little dinner party at her home and invited a variety of a-list celebrities as well as a New Yorker journo, who gave a fairly interesting account (compared to the content of Gwynnie's newsletters anyway)....

Here are some of the highlights from New Yorker reporter Lizzie Widdicombe's article about Gwynnie's dinner...

 

  • Chris Martin was 'cranky' and refused to talk
  • Gwyneth sat between Jerry Seinfeld and Jay-Z instead of him
  • Michael Stripe revealed that Gwyneth once set a duck on fire and threw it in a pool
  • Christy Turlington revealed that Gwyneth kills lobsters herself by stabbing them in the head with a knife
  • Gwyneth knows the lyrics to NWA's Fuck tha Police

 

So, there you go. The most interesting she's done since putting her head in a box that time?

  • Reminds me of, but alas is not, the Monty Python's Meaning of Life dinner party, major downside here is, no grim reaper and no spot of salmonella poisoning. Oh well next time maybe.

    BitchyNits Thu, 21/04/2011 - 21:07
  • Reminds me of, but alas is not, the Monty Python's Meaning of Life dinner party, major downside here is, no grim reaper and no spot of salmonella poisoning. Oh well next time maybe.

    BitchyNits Thu, 21/04/2011 - 21:07

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