If you've even wondered what it would be like to go out with an A-List celebrity, then we can tell you without any doubt it would be awful. They are all insane.

Legally we have to say they aren't, but morally we say they are. See what a force for good we are in this world?

Anyway, the most recent celebrity to succumb to their own bonkers delusions is the well known star of Monster's Balls (hoho) Halle Berry. After all, everyone knows you're on the road to an Oscar if you play someone who's mentally ill, although it does seem to have its drawbacks. In that you actually become mentally ill.

Here's a report from RadarOnline about how the Berrymaster treats her ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry:

“Basically whenever Gabriel doesn’t do exactly what Halle tells him to do, or if he does something she doesn’t approve of or like, she goes crazy on him, screaming and shouting.

 

“Contrary to public perception Halle has a particularly nasty temper, and she can be really controlling and vindictive.

 

“I’ve been with him when he’s gotten these insane calls from Halle — with her screaming at him and going crazy, when the poor guy hasn’t done anything!”

That's just what happens when they're playing Monopoly. Imagine the problems when she sees him with another woman:

“Halle was absolutely furious and had a complete melt-down. She basically gave him an ultimatum — to choose between dating other women and carrying on being on her good side.

 

“Gabriel is one of the most laid-back, nicest guys that I know, but in the end he just got sick of being bossed around and told what to do by his ex-girlfriend.”

Poor little Gabriel. Any HMers out there sympathise?