Water mess
Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:13 by Mr. HM

Eastenders actress Hannah Waterman has been in the press promoting her new weight loss DVD. Problem is, she looks a right state.

Look at the state of this. Does she sleep on a sunbed? I'm not oil painting, but this is the problem with rapid weight loss, it leaves you looking like a shopping bag in the rain.

The cover of her DVD barely managed to hide the full travesty, so when she ventured to the Groucho club with Denise Welch it was like staring at that woman from that film! 

Hannah has obviously struggled with her weight for a while, but she should have stopped when she was a normal size, no?

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    tommyfe8c Sat, 09/04/2011 - 23:30
  • She could always try the frozen look like Danniiiiii and her sister- a few fillings should do the trick. She'll stop looking like a sharpei.

    kermits Wed, 07/04/2010 - 15:37
  • Insightful piece, thanks a lot!
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    kathik123 Mon, 22/03/2010 - 11:10
  • Her skin has the texture of one of Jim Henson's creations...much like Pa Waterman.

    freethepaedos Thu, 10/12/2009 - 11:33
  • Fucking hell. My Mum looks younger than that, and she's twenty years older than her.
    Moral of this story: when a lady gets to a certain age, she has to make a choice between her figure and her face.

    retrovertigo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 22:27
  • Fuckin hell. Classic '1664'.

    16 from the back, 64 from the front.

    Campbells Soup Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:56
  • She looks like a tea bag - once you've squeezed the shit out of it and left it in the sink.

    JessicaFletcher Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:50
  • Fucking hell she looks terrible! She looks like a bodybuilder gone mad on steroids. It won't be too long before people start making penis jokes about her. She looks as rugged as fuck. Is that even the same person? Where's lovely Hannah gone??

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/12/2009 - 01:43
  • oh ffs i think i pulled that once at grab a granny night in town.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 22:25
  • I'm not one to blaspheme usually but

    CHRIST ON A BIKE!

    snowdog Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:14
  • it would be nice if sonia did a 'how to play the trumpet' DVD, i miss her trumpet antics

    bunglist Tue, 08/12/2009 - 19:48
  • Not that I know from personal experience, but if you are that lardy and lose it, all that skin has to go somewhere? So am assuming she has it all pulled round and done up with a peg somewhere around her fourth thoracic vertebrae.

    stella ah trois Tue, 08/12/2009 - 18:51
  • OH fucking grim! Amazing what a diet of Benson & Hedges and thistle piss does for you

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 17:49
  • Yikes.

    linsnoir Tue, 08/12/2009 - 17:16
  • Not the best idea; going round looking like a turkey this close to Christmas

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:54
  • She looks like Bianca's mum - though Patsy Palmer is two years older than her (36 v 34).

    enile Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:56
  • she looked better as a porker

    NoKrugNoThanks. Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:53
  • She'll be back on the pies in 3 months once they dvd has made the sales target. Look at Sonia from the same soap.

    fisterella Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:16
  • She'll be back on the pies in 3 months once they dvd has made the sales target. Look at Sonia from the same soap.

    fisterella Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:16
  • she looked better as a porker

    NoKrugNoThanks. Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:53
  • She looks like Bianca's mum - though Patsy Palmer is two years older than her (36 v 34).

    enile Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:56
  • Not the best idea; going round looking like a turkey this close to Christmas

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:54
  • Yikes.

    linsnoir Tue, 08/12/2009 - 17:16
  • OH fucking grim! Amazing what a diet of Benson & Hedges and thistle piss does for you

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 17:49
  • Not that I know from personal experience, but if you are that lardy and lose it, all that skin has to go somewhere? So am assuming she has it all pulled round and done up with a peg somewhere around her fourth thoracic vertebrae.

    stella ah trois Tue, 08/12/2009 - 18:51
  • it would be nice if sonia did a 'how to play the trumpet' DVD, i miss her trumpet antics

    bunglist Tue, 08/12/2009 - 19:48
  • I'm not one to blaspheme usually but

    CHRIST ON A BIKE!

    snowdog Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:14
  • oh ffs i think i pulled that once at grab a granny night in town.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 22:25
  • Fucking hell she looks terrible! She looks like a bodybuilder gone mad on steroids. It won't be too long before people start making penis jokes about her. She looks as rugged as fuck. Is that even the same person? Where's lovely Hannah gone??

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/12/2009 - 01:43
  • She looks like a tea bag - once you've squeezed the shit out of it and left it in the sink.

    JessicaFletcher Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:50
  • Fuckin hell. Classic '1664'.

    16 from the back, 64 from the front.

    Campbells Soup Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:56
  • Fucking hell. My Mum looks younger than that, and she's twenty years older than her.
    Moral of this story: when a lady gets to a certain age, she has to make a choice between her figure and her face.

    retrovertigo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 22:27
  • Her skin has the texture of one of Jim Henson's creations...much like Pa Waterman.

    freethepaedos Thu, 10/12/2009 - 11:33
  • Insightful piece, thanks a lot!
    online cosmetics

    kathik123 Mon, 22/03/2010 - 11:10
  • She could always try the frozen look like Danniiiiii and her sister- a few fillings should do the trick. She'll stop looking like a sharpei.

    kermits Wed, 07/04/2010 - 15:37
  • Can I simply say what a relief to seek out somebody who really knows what theyre speaking about on the internet. You undoubtedly know the way to deliver a difficulty to gentle and make it important. Extra individuals need to learn this and understand this side of the story. I cant imagine youre not more popular because you positively have the gift.
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    tommyfe8c Sat, 09/04/2011 - 23:30