A wise man once described Sarah Harding as "the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe". We say 'wise man', but what we really mean is some absolute tit who commented on the Daily Mail's Sarah Harding story this morning. Their story made some hilarious joke about 'Girls definitely not being Aloud' (LOL!) with a pic of her outside the gents' toilets. But we're just going to cut straight to the point... she went to the women's toilets and did a massive fucking piss.

Where are all the celebrities and why aren't they making an arse of themselves? Is there some kind of important sporting event on today or something? Are we REALLY going to have to base an entire story on photos Sarah Harding going to the toilet at a music festival? Why yes, yes we are!

The modern day Monroe went to see Corrine Bailey Ray, James Morrison, Jamiroquai and Stevie Wonder perform on day two of the 'Hard Rock Calling' festival in Hyde Park in London yesterday. We're still finding that comparison quite difficult to comprehend. Does anyone remember the time Marilyin Monroe staggered about a field in denim hot pants, leather boots and necked back bottles of cider? No, us neither.

But anyway, we're sure you're going to enjoy these photos of Sarah Harding pissing herself literally in the toilets and then pissing herself metaphorically outside the toilets. It'll probably end up being the highlight of your day once the penalty shoot-out's over at 5pm.

P.S. Stevie Wonder: what a fucking legend.