Chanelle Hayes out and aboutChanelle Hayes out and about

Has he pulled a Cracker?
Wed, 10/03/2010 - 11:22 by HM writer

Chanelle Hayes (slowly losing her title of startle-egg-in-a wig, especially with that side parting, to this) isn't going to let pregnancy stop her from partying. But instead of bagging herself a footballer boyfriend as she mercilessly trawled through the sticky floors of Mahiki and Movida, she had to make do with the company of Robbie Coltrane and Cilla Black...

And yes, while Coltrane probably is very rich, we're also afraid he's married Chanelle. Cilla's single though...

On her pregnancy, with footballer Matthew Bates who has since dumped her, she said:

"I wasn't ever planning to get pregnant (LIAR) but I've been learning everything about what to do and just trying to enjoy it  -  even the bizarre bits, like food smells suddenly making me feel sick, and my fizzy cola bottle cravings."

But unfortunately Bates doesn't seem to be anticipating the prospect of parting with the child maintenance money fatherhood, which isn't too surprising as he didn't seem particularly fussed either when she washed down a load of paracetamol and sleeping pills with four bottles of wine last year...

She added:

"I know it sounds strange but we haven’t talked really. I thought he needed time to think. I’ve kept him informed though, and let him know when I’m having scans."

We give it 18 years until his thinking time is over.

Meanwhile we just can't wait for Chanelle's nude pregnant snaps in Take a Break magazine (and only less down market than Lisa Scott Lee's pics in Closer) and how she lost all that baby weight to look like this again...

  • The Chanelle Hayes’s pregnancy story and her relationship with the football player Matthew Bates provided here are really interesting. I have really laughed by reading her comment about her pregnancy that she was not really planning to get pregnant. So that means the pregnancy was just an accident that bloke all her plans. I think Bates too is not prepared for the fatherhood and so he may refuse the fatherhood with the baby in her womb. What I can say is just wait and see. One thing is sure that there must be some action in the future related to this subject from Bates and Hayes.

    mkp Wed, 04/08/2010 - 20:59
  • Another hateful slapper whose "career" has gone arse up. Mind you, this is the first I've heard of him ditching the tart, and he can hardly be described as a footballer playing for Middlesbrough. What's up, Spoonface, weren't the Boro premiership enough for ya?

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 21:15
  • I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

    loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 02:54
  • I bet every couple dragging themselves through the knackering, expensive adoption/IVF process fumes silently when they see that yet another talentless slapper has managed to get knocked up either without even trying, or for the sole purpose of wrangling a few more quid out of her non-career. Christ, she was probably poking holes in their condoms with a pin. Or doing the age old "I'm on the pill, oops, well, it's not 100% effective!" routine.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 16:43
  • See that reality TV star thing worked out great for you then love....no career (other than getting photographed drunk), no rich boyfriend \ husband and now got a little bastard on the way. Bravo sweetheart, bravo ! *slow claps*

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 10/03/2010 - 14:18
  • See that reality TV star thing worked out great for you then love....no career (other than getting photographed drunk), no rich boyfriend \ husband and now got a little bastard on the way. Bravo sweetheart, bravo ! *slow claps*

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 10/03/2010 - 14:18
  • I bet every couple dragging themselves through the knackering, expensive adoption/IVF process fumes silently when they see that yet another talentless slapper has managed to get knocked up either without even trying, or for the sole purpose of wrangling a few more quid out of her non-career. Christ, she was probably poking holes in their condoms with a pin. Or doing the age old "I'm on the pill, oops, well, it's not 100% effective!" routine.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 16:43
  • I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

    loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 02:54
  • Another hateful slapper whose "career" has gone arse up. Mind you, this is the first I've heard of him ditching the tart, and he can hardly be described as a footballer playing for Middlesbrough. What's up, Spoonface, weren't the Boro premiership enough for ya?

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 21:15
  • The Chanelle Hayes’s pregnancy story and her relationship with the football player Matthew Bates provided here are really interesting. I have really laughed by reading her comment about her pregnancy that she was not really planning to get pregnant. So that means the pregnancy was just an accident that bloke all her plans. I think Bates too is not prepared for the fatherhood and so he may refuse the fatherhood with the baby in her womb. What I can say is just wait and see. One thing is sure that there must be some action in the future related to this subject from Bates and Hayes.

    mkp Wed, 04/08/2010 - 20:59

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