After the chilling (and made up) reports yesterday that suggested Katie Price was the subject of a kidnap plot hatched by members of the Russian mafia who wanted to hold her ransom, has she taken up boxing to protect herself?

Apparently the ploy involved Price being snatched by mobsters in Marbella, a trip she has planned for later this year to promote her KP new equestrian range.

Look, we think her range is hideous and totally inappropriate for horse riding as much as the next person, but that's a bit extreme... Unless, of course, we've just caught a whiff of a desperate PR stunt.

And while we wouldn't want to pick holes in this rumoured ill-thought out ploy, surely the only person who wouldn't want Jordan held hostage is Jordan? And wouldn't it be only Jordan who could come up with this supposed ransom?

An insider had said:

Mobsters are said to be plotting to snatch Kate while she is in Marbella and whisk her off into the Med on a yacht.

We think that's what posh people call a holiday...

Apparently Jordan has upped her security since the 'revelations' and here she is taking up boxing. A coincidence? We think not...

Anyway, why would they wait until she set off to Marbella, when everyone knows where she'll be and what clubs she goes to each night. There's the Mayfair hotel, Mahiki, Whisky Mist, The Ivy (picture 4 onwards), Embassy, Raffles, China Whites, Cafe De Paris, Infernos etc...