Apparently the ploy involved Price being snatched by mobsters in Marbella, a trip she has planned for later this year to promote her KP new equestrian range.
Look, we think her range is hideous and totally inappropriate for horse riding as much as the next person, but that's a bit extreme... Unless, of course, we've just caught a whiff of a desperate PR stunt.
And while we wouldn't want to pick holes in this rumoured ill-thought out ploy, surely the only person who wouldn't want Jordan held hostage is Jordan? And wouldn't it be only Jordan who could come up with this supposed ransom?
An insider had said:
Mobsters are said to be plotting to snatch Kate while she is in Marbella and whisk her off into the Med on a yacht.
We think that's what posh people call a holiday...
Apparently Jordan has upped her security since the 'revelations' and here she is taking up boxing. A coincidence? We think not...
Anyway, why would they wait until she set off to Marbella, when everyone knows where she'll be and what clubs she goes to each night. There's the Mayfair hotel, Mahiki, Whisky Mist, The Ivy (picture 4 onwards), Embassy, Raffles, China Whites, Cafe De Paris, Infernos etc...
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COMMENTS (7)
Tired old wreck full of seamen snatched by Russian mob? Surely this was last weeks news?
Some one should sew her snatch up, pricks keep falling into it
The Russians have no intention of kidnapping this dopey cunt, because they know damn well no fucker would cough up the ransom. *ring ring* "Hello.. who? Oleg? Oleg who? You've got her? Really? Cracking. Enjoy."
I know people like to "big" up themselves but fuck me, who in their right mind would kidnap this rancid fucker? If the Russians are that desperate - and I believe they're not - I'd pin a fiver of my own to her orange forehead to ensure they take the bastard. And they can have that dopey boxer cunt of a boyfriend too....
If Frank Warren is reading this - I am willing to get in the ring with her. Let's get the fight on.
Kwebb, mate, there are fucking legions of blokes been in that ring... ewwwwww
Why would they want her when they have such a surplus of ropey old whores they are one of Russia's principle exports?