Heather Mills' cafe gets off to a great start

Needs a leg up etc etc

Mon, 06/07/2009 - 14:33 by Mr. HM

I know what you're thinking, Heather Mills and publicity are like oil and water - never going to mix well. Well, proving that theory are some photos of the first day of Heather's Brighton cafe being open. Needless to say, it didn't end well...

For starters (Ha! Starters! It's a CAFÉ YOU SEE!) the first group of customers were a load of OAPs who got bussed in by Heather. The first quote from a customer said:

"I had to wait 30 minutes for a smoothie and then it was horrible."

Then, well - see for yourself.

Sightings of an elderly gentleman fleeing the scene, thumbs aloft were unconfirmed at time of press.

Heather Mills pictures, Heather Mills

Comments

and make her hop along the pier on it like a pogo stick!!!
erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:32
Sorry it's taken me 1 day to post a comment. I've only just picked myself up off the floor
jockey Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:25
Can I just say this "cafe" is not in Brighton, its Portslade area, which is very undesirable!! I rest my case! Oh and Zoe and Fat Boy Slim live close by, where there is a dinner called Woodies! x
dionne Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:10
Yep tis a long term hatred for me also, i could not stand her long before she met frog face. I can't stand McNasty either but i couldn;t believe he married her. But by the by - if I had millions and zillions of quid - would I open a poxy caff in pretentious Brighton? would I buggery! I would rent one for the afternoon so that the grannies can't get a cup of tea. I thought she might have dropped the vegan act by now though!
ikoo Tue, 07/07/2009 - 09:54
sorry mr hm
dickmarsh2009 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 22:57
Actually I really, really hated her years before she married the old liverpudlian. She was very nasty years before she met him.
ooooohblondie Mon, 06/07/2009 - 21:02
Id like to cram her pegleg up her own shitter.
dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 17:54
So what's supposed to have happened? Like I said elsewhere, she's as hatstand as Hitler's lost testicle, but she's hated for the wrong reasons, ie, divorcing one of the Beatles and doing her washing in public, even though he's not whiter than white. She could piss champagne and people would still hate her because of the scouse midget
Blartmonster Mon, 06/07/2009 - 15:46

So what's supposed to have happened? Like I said elsewhere, she's as hatstand as Hitler's lost testicle, but she's hated for the wrong reasons, ie, divorcing one of the Beatles and doing her washing in public, even though he's not whiter than white. She could piss champagne and people would still hate her because of the scouse midget
Blartmonster Mon, 06/07/2009 - 15:46
Id like to cram her pegleg up her own shitter.
dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 17:54
Actually I really, really hated her years before she married the old liverpudlian. She was very nasty years before she met him.
ooooohblondie Mon, 06/07/2009 - 21:02
sorry mr hm
dickmarsh2009 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 22:57
Yep tis a long term hatred for me also, i could not stand her long before she met frog face. I can't stand McNasty either but i couldn;t believe he married her. But by the by - if I had millions and zillions of quid - would I open a poxy caff in pretentious Brighton? would I buggery! I would rent one for the afternoon so that the grannies can't get a cup of tea. I thought she might have dropped the vegan act by now though!
ikoo Tue, 07/07/2009 - 09:54
Can I just say this "cafe" is not in Brighton, its Portslade area, which is very undesirable!! I rest my case! Oh and Zoe and Fat Boy Slim live close by, where there is a dinner called Woodies! x
dionne Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:10
Sorry it's taken me 1 day to post a comment. I've only just picked myself up off the floor
jockey Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:25
and make her hop along the pier on it like a pogo stick!!!
erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:32