Wouldn't it be fun if this hard-faced old toilet spent her entire life fighting tribunals? Anyone deluded enough to work for her should think about how they too can prise some money from her pockets. Even if the case went nowhere they might still get some quid from McCartney.

I enjoy Mills-hate as much as anyone, but if it IS the case that the nanny's just pissed off that she didn't fork out for a boob job, that's retarded. Ever heard of saving up?
Anyway, your norks are supposed to look like fried eggs hanging on a nail after having kids. If you take that much issue with it that you think your employer should pay for it on health grounds or whatnot, you probably should have considered adoption.

My idea of "glamour" is not a mullet, scratchy red nylon french maid's outfit and the obligatory un erotic fadge shot.

Glamour shots

Yeah - foooooools.

Trying to like this woman is like trying to sing along at a Sigur Ros gig...fucking impossible.

Yeah, this is a strange situation because it's normally the nanny who gives the tit-job, right Jude?

Can someone enlighten me as to why the fucking nanny wanted tit implants after dropping a sprog? Old Pegleg does have a point here - and she bought her a car too and took her on holiday? Methinks the cunt might get off this one...

That's what you get for employing women of childbearing age....

"all my staff" - get her! She's just a grandad grabbing compulsive liar talentless porno "actress" who just got a lucky break when her leg fell off.

Thank you both for reminding me why I still come back to this site.

Hear, hear. She does all that charity work, marries for love and treats people with the compassion and human dignity everyone deserves. Then, by thunder, she even learnt to skate to give the little disadvantaged kiddies inspiration (an incredibly selfless act which had the unwanted side effect of thrusting her back into the spotlight - something she clearly hates but handles with such good grace). But it's all to no avail.

Now, if I were a gullible individual and believed some of the wicked and salacious comments on this and other websites, I would think she was some sort of mad, fame hungry, gold-digging ex-prostitute using people, charities and her disability to raise her profile and disingenuously gain sympathy.

And all the time that smug bastard Jake the Peg who does nothing but boast about his fame, running ability and cricketing prowess gets not a whisper of disapproval. It's an outrage!

They should throw this case out and reward Heather damages. It is appalling that low-rent nobodies can seek to take advantage of trusting , hard-working prefessionals like Heather.

Godammit, I knew that third bottle of Jagermeister was a mistake. I thought you were asleep anyhow.

She's so gonna spit.

Monoped. Me like this word.

No, honey. I counted 38 of yours before bedtime last night.

That looks like her 'spit or swallow, and I shouldn't have waited until now to decide' face.

Hey look, I found a 'thrid' mistake - is that a new record?

Haha! Thieving monoped pot calls kettle black!

Now you've amended that one, what about 'muderer'? Is that something scatalogical perhaps? Killing someone by suffocating them in faeces maybe? I could believe almost anything of Heather Mills.

I'm bored.

Close!

It's someone who rolls them down their japeye whilst slavering like a rabid dog.