Heather Mills claims karma can cause cancer

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Mon, 20/07/2009 - 17:01 by HM writer

The delightful and not-at-all-deranged Heather Mills has commented on karma and the unfortunate fate of journalists who have ever written "horrible things" about her... *Gulps*

Heather Mills (did we mention how good she's been looking recently?) has claimed that karma comes back to those who dare to criticise her and sometimes in the unfortunate guise of a tumour or cancer or both.

The vegan restaurateur said:

The truth always outs in the end - no-one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they've got cancer, or they've had a tumour, or they've died. And it's terrible for them, but they've done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round.

That can't be true, we're absolutely fine (did we mention how nice Heather's new hair style is?)

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Comments

Heather is great and most of the MSM are worthless scum.
I disagree with her cancer remark but she is entitled to her opinion.
grange Thu, 02/12/2010 - 16:25
Mad as a spoon
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:58
unclebullshit Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:58
Ignorant cunt makes ignorant cuntish comment. Shock!
admather Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:36
Boris Johnson surely?
stella ah trois Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:17
If this is the case, why hasn't she been hit by lightning or died of Syphilis? Let's all hope that she gets what's coming to her. I hope she falls on her own petard!
ramraideruk Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:01
Christ, she will insist on walking into these things. Shut your hole, Heather.
eight Tue, 21/07/2009 - 13:10
She looks like Bernie Ecclestone.
pennycentury Tue, 21/07/2009 - 10:27
Well if karma comes back around, then there's a great big anvil waiting to fall on her head around the next corner - the grasping uniped!!
erniemilko Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:44
New hair style must be so she looks nearer the age of her next victim.
jockey Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:22
Christ, I just nearly had a heart attack. I thought she said "korma". Phew!
MrSmeds Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:11
I wonder what you have to do to merit losing a leg, shag old men purely for money?
dandyboy Mon, 20/07/2009 - 20:58

I wonder what you have to do to merit losing a leg, shag old men purely for money?
dandyboy Mon, 20/07/2009 - 20:58
Christ, I just nearly had a heart attack. I thought she said "korma". Phew!
MrSmeds Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:11
New hair style must be so she looks nearer the age of her next victim.
jockey Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:22
Well if karma comes back around, then there's a great big anvil waiting to fall on her head around the next corner - the grasping uniped!!
erniemilko Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:44
She looks like Bernie Ecclestone.
pennycentury Tue, 21/07/2009 - 10:27
Christ, she will insist on walking into these things. Shut your hole, Heather.
eight Tue, 21/07/2009 - 13:10
If this is the case, why hasn't she been hit by lightning or died of Syphilis? Let's all hope that she gets what's coming to her. I hope she falls on her own petard!
ramraideruk Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:01
Boris Johnson surely?
stella ah trois Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:17
Ignorant cunt makes ignorant cuntish comment. Shock!
admather Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:36
unclebullshit Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:58
Mad as a spoon
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 21/07/2009 - 14:58
Heather is great and most of the MSM are worthless scum.
I disagree with her cancer remark but she is entitled to her opinion.
grange Thu, 02/12/2010 - 16:25