Heather Mills in courtHeather Mills in court

Madhatter Mills
Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:49 by HM writer

In news as earth shattering as the revelation that Ricky Martin is gay, it's being claimed that Heather Mills, currently being taken to an employment tribunal by her former nanny, was reportedly "unpleasant" to work for and manipulated members of staff to say nice things about her on camera...

According to ex-nanny Sara Trumble, a former beauty therapist (and glamour model?), Mills was at first "generous" and "kind" but after her high profile divorce form Paul McCartney, became "rude", "horrible" and reduced Trumble to tears.

Trumble alleges that Mills demanded she returned to work during her maternity leave, was demoted to a cleaner without being properly informed, and was once forced to tell a camera crew how "wonderful" Mills was.

And despite being paid £260 per week, she was expected to start work at 7am, sometimes finishing after midnight, and asked to perform duties above and beyond her role, such as giving Mills a blow dry and naked spray tans...

Trumble, who is seeking compensation for unfair dismissal and sex discrimination, told the tribunal:

"I do believe that Heather is more than capable of lying or getting others to lie on her behalf.... On one occasion I was asked to come over to Heather's house to do an interview.

 

"When I arrived there there was a cameraman and I was asked to tell them how wonderful I thought Heather was. This is an interview that Heather later uploaded on to YouTube. Heather had orchestrated it all and I felt I had no other option but to take part."

She added:

"Heather can be very generous but there was also an unpleasant, distasteful side to her, especially when she feels crossed. She likes to surround herself with people who will support her blindly. She is also very highly strung."

Mills, "highly strung"?

(3.39 when she claims to have had worse press than a peadophile or a murderer).

 

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    Shawny Sat, 16/04/2011 - 08:51
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    Shawny Sat, 16/04/2011 - 08:50
  • Too fucking true, Stells. She looks like a frigging clown hooker.

    tescopop Wed, 31/03/2010 - 08:22
  • Can you not exorcise it or something, beeing a man of god and all?

    slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 08:12
  • Overdone it with the botox, innit.

    spandex Wed, 31/03/2010 - 01:45
  • No I'm one of them too.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:15
  • Yeah, McCartney is an epic cunt (the Beatles are dying off in order of talent, Ringo is feeling really scared now, etc) and it was well known that Linda got the occasional traditional scouse quietening backhander, but the amputee is a fucking fruit loop.

    Mind you, Stella (McC, not Ah T) is a complete scheming cunt as well - using the family name to flog her overrated arty shite and useless tat clothes. Would you be able to live in the same family as someone keeping her beady eye on the family silver like a scouser at the 42" widescreen telly?

    koshmar Tue, 30/03/2010 - 19:24
  • ....or to look at ffs

    BonnyWill Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:24
  • Yay, I'm with the Rev - Wings were the bog's dollox.

    spandex Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:16
  • Jesus, Medusa left her snakes at home.. I've never had any sympathy for the one legged hooker and if I was the nanny I'd have glued her wonky leg on backwards before I quit.

    badgermonkey Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:04
  • Yep definitely, I would MUCH rather wake up to a face-full of blue waffle than that weird evil mooey any day.

    If you go through these pics in sequence you can see that her mouth is actually trying to escape from her face. It comes to something when your own features have had enough of your face and start breaking free !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:55
  • Holy fucksticks, that face is even scarier than the blue waffle.

    slug Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:14
  • Heather Mills, a maniac? Well fuck me, I'm stunned.
    Look at her face, she seems so serene.

    ? WHAAAAGGGGHHHHHH. RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:15
  • My favourite Beatles album would have to be the best of the Beatles.

    clee984 Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:53
  • She won't want to foot the bill. Probably hoping to kick it into touch.

    misspopoff Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:31
  • I'm more of a Wings man.....the band the Beatles could have been.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:28
  • She does move in some very mysterious circles etc etc and so on.

    "I don't like the Beatles myself"

    Really? Is that allowed?

    clee984 Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:16
  • This case could cripple her....I mean financially of course

    Ok all jokes aside, this woman is fucking mental ! I mean getting your staff to come over and do an interview about how nice you are ???? what the fuck !! Firstly the fact that she had the gumption to make someone do it and secondly how fucking stupid is she ? does she honestly think that people would believe that shit ?

    Stumpy is fucked, she took on a national icon (I don't like the Beatles myself but it's pretty hard to deny their status) and try to make him out to be a cunt, big mistake. Then she tries to get everyone onside by telling us how unfair it is that she only got £25 million and that she is some kind of martyr.

    On top of this you've got all her charity work.....which would be great if she didn't raise a fucking billboard that says "LOOK AT ME, LOOK WHAT I'M DOING, AREN'T I AMAZING !!!!!! PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" every cunting time she did something.

    In short fuck off Mills nobody likes you, you one legged piratey cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:38
  • I'm sure she'll be hopping mad if she does lose!

    erniemilko Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:32
  • Heather really won't stand for this but she'll have to stump up if she loses.

    bellendercarlisle Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:27
  • Has she had a stroke? (I'm done now.)

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:25
  • Now she is back, I can vent. I'm wondering, and if Tesco was still alive I'm sure she would agree, wouldn't an ex model know how to apply make up to make it vaguely less scary/revolting.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:24
  • "And despite being paid £260 per week, she was expected to start work at 7am, sometimes finishing after midnight, and asked to perform duties above and beyond her role, such as giving Mills a blow dry and naked spray tans..."

    Know the feeling.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:22
  • God, I'm psychic - see the board! A whole new career!

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:21
  • AAARRRGGGHHHH.....that face!

    izudu Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:12
  • AAARRRGGGHHHH.....that face!

    izudu Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:12
  • God, I'm psychic - see the board! A whole new career!

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:21
  • "And despite being paid £260 per week, she was expected to start work at 7am, sometimes finishing after midnight, and asked to perform duties above and beyond her role, such as giving Mills a blow dry and naked spray tans..."

    Know the feeling.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:22
  • Now she is back, I can vent. I'm wondering, and if Tesco was still alive I'm sure she would agree, wouldn't an ex model know how to apply make up to make it vaguely less scary/revolting.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:24
  • Has she had a stroke? (I'm done now.)

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:25
  • Heather really won't stand for this but she'll have to stump up if she loses.

    bellendercarlisle Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:27
  • I'm sure she'll be hopping mad if she does lose!

    erniemilko Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:32
  • This case could cripple her....I mean financially of course

    Ok all jokes aside, this woman is fucking mental ! I mean getting your staff to come over and do an interview about how nice you are ???? what the fuck !! Firstly the fact that she had the gumption to make someone do it and secondly how fucking stupid is she ? does she honestly think that people would believe that shit ?

    Stumpy is fucked, she took on a national icon (I don't like the Beatles myself but it's pretty hard to deny their status) and try to make him out to be a cunt, big mistake. Then she tries to get everyone onside by telling us how unfair it is that she only got £25 million and that she is some kind of martyr.

    On top of this you've got all her charity work.....which would be great if she didn't raise a fucking billboard that says "LOOK AT ME, LOOK WHAT I'M DOING, AREN'T I AMAZING !!!!!! PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" every cunting time she did something.

    In short fuck off Mills nobody likes you, you one legged piratey cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:38
  • She does move in some very mysterious circles etc etc and so on.

    "I don't like the Beatles myself"

    Really? Is that allowed?

    clee984 Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:16
  • I'm more of a Wings man.....the band the Beatles could have been.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:28
  • She won't want to foot the bill. Probably hoping to kick it into touch.

    misspopoff Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:31
  • My favourite Beatles album would have to be the best of the Beatles.

    clee984 Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:53
  • Heather Mills, a maniac? Well fuck me, I'm stunned.
    Look at her face, she seems so serene.

    ? WHAAAAGGGGHHHHHH. RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:15
  • Holy fucksticks, that face is even scarier than the blue waffle.

    slug Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:14
  • Yep definitely, I would MUCH rather wake up to a face-full of blue waffle than that weird evil mooey any day.

    If you go through these pics in sequence you can see that her mouth is actually trying to escape from her face. It comes to something when your own features have had enough of your face and start breaking free !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:55
  • Jesus, Medusa left her snakes at home.. I've never had any sympathy for the one legged hooker and if I was the nanny I'd have glued her wonky leg on backwards before I quit.

    badgermonkey Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:04
  • Yay, I'm with the Rev - Wings were the bog's dollox.

    spandex Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:16
  • ....or to look at ffs

    BonnyWill Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:24
  • Yeah, McCartney is an epic cunt (the Beatles are dying off in order of talent, Ringo is feeling really scared now, etc) and it was well known that Linda got the occasional traditional scouse quietening backhander, but the amputee is a fucking fruit loop.

    Mind you, Stella (McC, not Ah T) is a complete scheming cunt as well - using the family name to flog her overrated arty shite and useless tat clothes. Would you be able to live in the same family as someone keeping her beady eye on the family silver like a scouser at the 42" widescreen telly?

    koshmar Tue, 30/03/2010 - 19:24
  • No I'm one of them too.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:15
  • Overdone it with the botox, innit.

    spandex Wed, 31/03/2010 - 01:45
  • Can you not exorcise it or something, beeing a man of god and all?

    slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 08:12
  • Too fucking true, Stells. She looks like a frigging clown hooker.

    tescopop Wed, 31/03/2010 - 08:22
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