We appreciate that Heidi Klum pulls out all the stops when it comes to her Halloween costume (see here and here) but no outfit - regardless of the amount of preparation, research and cost of the costume - NOTHING could have stolen the show from Coco last night. She scoffed in the face of Kim Kardashian and her paltry cleavage in comparison. Kim should have gone as someone naked spray painted in silver instead...

Also, what the hell is Heidi supposed to be? We know husband Seal is The Silver Surfer and Coco's a sexy nurse but we still have no idea what Heidihas gone as.

Our guesses so far:

- Electra from Starlight Express

- A purple version of the Navi in Avatar

Er, that's it.

Also at Heidi and Seal's Halloween bash in New York, singer Ashanti as a sexy cat, Kim Kardashian as a sexy Red Riding Hood, Price Harry's reported girlfriend Camilla Romestrand as a sexy silver thing, Ice-T as Dr Frankenstein and this twat as Jesus...