Klum on now
Wed, 17/03/2010 - 17:07 by Harry Bow

Heidi Klum is a strong and powerful woman, which is exactly why Allure magazine decided have her lifting weights in a body-builder's unitard on the front of the latest issue...

We're not sure what pic 3 is a metaphor for, but Klum definitely likes to dress up (tenuous link coming up)... As well as their annual Halloween costume party, the supermodel and her husband Seal renew their wedding vows every year - and they've just announced that 'bride and groom' is the theme for the next one (when you look like Klum, you don't really have to worry about getting upstaged).

White Trash was last year's dress code...

No idea what might have inspired that theme...

  • Glad no one has noticed how heavily photoshoped these pictures are... still looking hot the German sausage!!

    kermits Thu, 18/03/2010 - 16:34
  • They're almost enough to get me believing in God again......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 18/03/2010 - 14:24
  • Just for a day you'd want to be the make up artist on that shoot. Even if it was only so you could go to the pub and truthfully tell your mates that you had spent the day artfully smearing your special white paste all over Heidi Klum's breasts (pic 3).

    slug Thu, 18/03/2010 - 11:23
  • Extraordinay knockers though... blimey

    fuckwit Thu, 18/03/2010 - 09:56
  • Yeah, I wonder what the supermodel saw in the multi-million selling, multi-millionaire singer....

    koshmar Thu, 18/03/2010 - 04:23
  • I suppose what it is - people look at him and wonder how the fuck he managed to pull her. I wouldn't have gone there myself but the fact that she did and is apparently still crazy about him fascinates people. And it can't just be his cock.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 18/03/2010 - 00:13
  • In that case, Lily "witch's tits" Allen is totally fucked then...

    I'm sick of hearing about Klum and Seal - have they discovered the cure for cancer or something? No? In that case I ain't fucking interested in their self-obsessed bollocks, not while a tin of beige paint is busy drying....

    koshmar Wed, 17/03/2010 - 23:53
  • It seems obligatory for every single celeb to get her baps out, these days. I suppose if the work dries up at least they've got something to fall back on. ?

    spandex Wed, 17/03/2010 - 22:02
  • It seems obligatory for every single celeb to get her baps out, these days. I suppose if the work dries up at least they've got something to fall back on. ?

    spandex Wed, 17/03/2010 - 22:02
  • In that case, Lily "witch's tits" Allen is totally fucked then...

    I'm sick of hearing about Klum and Seal - have they discovered the cure for cancer or something? No? In that case I ain't fucking interested in their self-obsessed bollocks, not while a tin of beige paint is busy drying....

    koshmar Wed, 17/03/2010 - 23:53
  • I suppose what it is - people look at him and wonder how the fuck he managed to pull her. I wouldn't have gone there myself but the fact that she did and is apparently still crazy about him fascinates people. And it can't just be his cock.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 18/03/2010 - 00:13
  • Yeah, I wonder what the supermodel saw in the multi-million selling, multi-millionaire singer....

    koshmar Thu, 18/03/2010 - 04:23
  • Extraordinay knockers though... blimey

    fuckwit Thu, 18/03/2010 - 09:56
  • Just for a day you'd want to be the make up artist on that shoot. Even if it was only so you could go to the pub and truthfully tell your mates that you had spent the day artfully smearing your special white paste all over Heidi Klum's breasts (pic 3).

    slug Thu, 18/03/2010 - 11:23
  • They're almost enough to get me believing in God again......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 18/03/2010 - 14:24
  • Glad no one has noticed how heavily photoshoped these pictures are... still looking hot the German sausage!!

    kermits Thu, 18/03/2010 - 16:34

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