Push the eject button (Heidi)
Wed, 23/09/2009 - 09:43 by HM writer

According to reports, Sugababe Heidi Range secretly hatched a plan with Amelle Berrabah to get rid of Keisha Buchanan so that it would be easier for the group to break it in the US. Which is quite an achievement for someone we thought had an IQ of about 25... And look, one day after kicking her out of the band, they're filming their new video in LA. The BITCHES...

Apparently the pair, who have recently signed a deal with Jay-Z's label Roc Nation, secretly approached Jade Ewen about joining the group. And it's being claimed that Heidi decided, despite Keisha being the founding member of the band and having been in it for 11 years, that they'd have more chance of success in the States if she fucked off.

A good old source said:

"Keisha clashed with Amelle since she joined. Heidi did not want to be in a position where a big bust-up might arise while they're promoting their material Stateside.

 

"So she persuaded management a less headstrong character would be better suited to the group."

And the decision has reportedly been costly, with emergency studio time being booked for Jade to re-record Keisha's vocals for their upcoming release of new album Sweet 7. It's also being rumoured that Keisha was paid off with a six-figure sum.

They'll be begging for her to come back in no time. Or not.

R.I.P Sugababes...

 

 

 

  • Oh come on, we all know that Mutya and Keisha had TERRIBLE reputations for being TOTAL BITCHES to other members of the act

    Very well done ladies, top business acumen.

    snowdog Tue, 13/10/2009 - 19:17
  • An inconsequential warbling sub-shite standard of the Beverley Sisters. That blonde one looks so fucking hard she could be pulling pints in Toxteth workingmen's club. What a snakey set of cunts.........

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/09/2009 - 20:15
  • pic 3 - are they having a group tommy tank??? ....

    the flange Wed, 23/09/2009 - 14:54
  • The original ginger one should get together with that Paul O'Grady look-a-like from Girls Aloud and form a new group called 'Rusty Water'

    spackomcdribble Wed, 23/09/2009 - 13:08
  • if I was in charge of this band I'd have paid through the nose to get the fucking crazy bollocks one back- Kinder Bueno or whatever her name was. Then pair them up with a reformed original Atomic Kitten and get them to do Ain't What You Do It's The Way That You Do It as some feeble tribute to Bananarama and Fun Bags Three. Then I wouldn't buy a copy of it or indeed remember anything any of them have ever done. I'll probably just pick up a portion of chips tonight on the way home. Can't be bothered with cooking at that sort of time. You don't need it do ya?

    kwebb Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:22
  • The one on the right seems to be really enjoying herself.

    dandyboy Wed, 23/09/2009 - 11:47
  • I think everyone forgets the most important thing here: who gives a flying fuck about this "band"? shit songs, chavs the lot of them and the sooner they disappear into nothingness, the better!!

    kermits Wed, 23/09/2009 - 11:40
  • Pic 4.....errrr

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:59
  • A right nest of vipers and no mistake - jeez, the lengths these people will go to in eking out one more minute on the shelf marked 'Now' before they're shuffled off to the Showbusiness Oxfam Shop of 'Loose Women' and 'Celebrity' reality shows.

    Soundtrack to this post: 'Hypocrite' (Lush)

    jiggerycock Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:55
  • A right nest of vipers and no mistake - jeez, the lengths these people will go to in eking out one more minute on the shelf marked 'Now' before they're shuffled off to the Showbusiness Oxfam Shop of 'Loose Women' and 'Celebrity' reality shows.

    Soundtrack to this post: 'Hypocrite' (Lush)

    jiggerycock Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:55
  • Pic 4.....errrr

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:59
  • I think everyone forgets the most important thing here: who gives a flying fuck about this "band"? shit songs, chavs the lot of them and the sooner they disappear into nothingness, the better!!

    kermits Wed, 23/09/2009 - 11:40
  • The one on the right seems to be really enjoying herself.

    dandyboy Wed, 23/09/2009 - 11:47
  • if I was in charge of this band I'd have paid through the nose to get the fucking crazy bollocks one back- Kinder Bueno or whatever her name was. Then pair them up with a reformed original Atomic Kitten and get them to do Ain't What You Do It's The Way That You Do It as some feeble tribute to Bananarama and Fun Bags Three. Then I wouldn't buy a copy of it or indeed remember anything any of them have ever done. I'll probably just pick up a portion of chips tonight on the way home. Can't be bothered with cooking at that sort of time. You don't need it do ya?

    kwebb Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:22
  • The original ginger one should get together with that Paul O'Grady look-a-like from Girls Aloud and form a new group called 'Rusty Water'

    spackomcdribble Wed, 23/09/2009 - 13:08
  • pic 3 - are they having a group tommy tank??? ....

    the flange Wed, 23/09/2009 - 14:54
  • An inconsequential warbling sub-shite standard of the Beverley Sisters. That blonde one looks so fucking hard she could be pulling pints in Toxteth workingmen's club. What a snakey set of cunts.........

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/09/2009 - 20:15
  • Oh come on, we all know that Mutya and Keisha had TERRIBLE reputations for being TOTAL BITCHES to other members of the act

    Very well done ladies, top business acumen.

    snowdog Tue, 13/10/2009 - 19:17

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