Free beer. Can't say it enough
Fri, 29/10/2010 - 17:01 by John Hill

Well, as a reader of HM you probably enjoy a drink or two, it's not easy being so intelligent and sophisticated (we can only assume). Anyway, currently Heineken are hosting a special drinking 'experience' at 35 Duke of York Square until Saturday and we recommend you get down there sharpish to try the continental lager known as 'Heineken'. That's in London by the way.

 

Don't worry though, it's not the kind of drinking experience where you end up necking your own vomit for a dare, it's slightly more pleasant than that. Either way, you'd be a fool to turn down a free drink. Just pop down and say 'holy moly' to the bouncers and you can get in at exactly the same speed as everyone else. Don't thank us, we just love to share.

 

Also, we'd like to say hi to Tony's friends. Hi guys.

  • Also Jimmy 4:00 on a Friday afternoon is not the best time to post this story as most of us who would have partaken in this free beer offer were in fact already in a pub somewhere PAYING for our beer.....please try and give more notice in future.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:18
  • I don't do lager (sniffs) but Hotel Chocolat do a nice line in champagne truffles. Perhaps a deal could be struck? You have a few AB1s on this site (ie the ones who still have a job) so don't neglect us. We like freebies too.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 31/10/2010 - 14:03
  • It's fucking awful stuff though

    jiggerycock Fri, 29/10/2010 - 20:02
  • It's fucking awful stuff though

    jiggerycock Fri, 29/10/2010 - 20:02
  • I don't do lager (sniffs) but Hotel Chocolat do a nice line in champagne truffles. Perhaps a deal could be struck? You have a few AB1s on this site (ie the ones who still have a job) so don't neglect us. We like freebies too.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 31/10/2010 - 14:03
  • Also Jimmy 4:00 on a Friday afternoon is not the best time to post this story as most of us who would have partaken in this free beer offer were in fact already in a pub somewhere PAYING for our beer.....please try and give more notice in future.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:18