Dame Helen Mirren waves in the bath for New York magazineDame Helen Mirren waves in the bath for New York magazine

Good Girl Gone Mad
Wed, 23/06/2010 - 09:13 by HM writer

It's the moment we've all been waiting for since it was mentioned briefly yesterday; the topless pictures of Dame Helen Mirren by Juergen Teller for New York magazine. PHWOARRR. This one is particularly intimate...

The 64-year-old actress posed in the bath (behind a red door, facing some lavender, holding a paper cup of coffee) for New York magazine to promote her new film, 'Love Ranch', directed by her husband Taylor Hackford and based on the real-life story of a couple (Mirren and Joe Pesci) who owned the first legalised brothel in the U.S. And we have to admit, we were surprised by the very pertness of the Dame's breasts and how they even floated to the surface of the sopay water (never underestimate the power of the arm-raised-above-the-head position). It's taken decades off them...

She told the publication:

"I'm still the good girl who wants to be a bad girl. But I'll never make it as a bad girl... I'm not a prude or a moralist and I never have been, but I'm too fearful, too much of a wimp, really."

And on the current wave of young women wearing leotards and revealing too much camel toe, she added :

"I'm thrilled young girls are claiming their sexuality for themselves. I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson - sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus - fantastic! And Lady Gaga. I love the way she's elevated pop to performance art, or dragged performance art down to pop, or maybe made a wonderful amalgam of the two."

 And the photos were so close to how we had imagined them to look like yesterday...

Helen Mirren

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:26
  • As both my grans are dead, that thought is particularly disturbing. Thanks for that image.

    huxylady Fri, 25/06/2010 - 09:29
  • I'm sorry to say I do agree with you and others echoing these sentiments....

    koshmar Thu, 24/06/2010 - 23:51
  • Looks like the bath has already been used - the water looks suspiciously mucky. Perhaps Taylor has been in first, and doubtless, bashed one out.

    Stramash Thu, 24/06/2010 - 15:27
  • Oops. Rant.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 24/06/2010 - 14:53
  • Thank you. It is disturbing. And it's certainly no different to Peaches Geldof being photographed in the bath with her tits out. Or Lohan or Megan Fox. A scream of 'Look, I'm naked, I'm naked, I'm dead sexy aren't I'???
    She looked a million times better photographed on the beach in her bikini pretending she didn't know a photographer was there. It's not 'art' just because it's in some poncey supplement or mag. Samantha Fox and Linda Lusardi used to be sneered at for being honest about their job. They got their tits out on page three to earn money and be fancied.
    If it's so fucking acceptable and sexy why isn't Judi Dench getting them out? Because she doesn't need to. She's a self assured, talented, clever, funny, sexy individual. And she's not desperate.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 24/06/2010 - 14:52
  • I think she is a great actress but her constant need to get her tits out is a bit sad. Does she really have any more integrity here than every other actress getting them out to get herself future work? I really can't see the difference.
    BTW. All tits look good in the bath because they float- they are probably hanging by her navel in real life, cos that's what gravity does to everyone in the end.

    huxylady Thu, 24/06/2010 - 11:02
  • It must be like this walking in on your gran flicking herself off in the bath. I know she's a sexy older woman and all that but this is disturbing not sexy.

    shitthebed Thu, 24/06/2010 - 10:43
  • Fine, as long as we won't be seeing pix of Joe Pesci in the bath.

    debouched Thu, 24/06/2010 - 05:07
  • Ha! Well said.

    debouched Thu, 24/06/2010 - 05:05
  • icky icky icky icky why did they have to put her in a bath naked? They could of put some designer clothes on her. Instead she just looks like an old woman in a bath needing a sponge this is savored for her husband not for others to be reminded of there aging mother in a bath I am sick of it!

    dancingworm Thu, 24/06/2010 - 01:25
  • I'm sorry to say this, but I think she looks a bit carol mcgiffin in the third picture :o\

    sh-bang Thu, 24/06/2010 - 00:21
  • A sight more sexier than the likes of Megan fucking Fox and Whorebag Lohan. Yum.

    I thought Stella might have been waxing lyrical about her pert assets here,.....

    koshmar Wed, 23/06/2010 - 21:58
  • Oh for fucks sake. Pic 2. Why? Yes, the woman is very attractive for 64 but talk about tacky bullshit. It's all so fucking pompous and serious, where's the cheeky twinkle? And if you think they look 'pert' you're mental.
    M-E-N-T-A-L

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 23/06/2010 - 20:49
  • quite so.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:37
  • Her comments on the BP stuff again show that all thesps should stick to pretending to be someone else. Once they move beyond their singular talent, they reveal themselves to be fucking morons. It's just a bit of a surprise that Helen Mirren was the most recent to confirm the stereotype.

    Stramash Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:32
  • Oh-oh. Helen rocks but all she's done here is remind me of that old woman in The Shining.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 23/06/2010 - 12:17
  • lots of people are a billion times sexier than margaret thatcher, particularly now

    switch Wed, 23/06/2010 - 11:33
  • you could knit a sweater by the fireside. and go for a ride on sunday mornings.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 10:41
  • I have always kind of loved Mirren, especially her inability to keep her clothes on. And is it just me, or is she about a billion times sexier than bloody Madge?

    But then she said that sort-of misogynist thing about date rape, and it upset me a bit because I never thought she was like that. I still would probably go for a pint with her but maybe she's off the dinner party list.

    Ah well. I hope I look as good when I am 64.

    tescopop Wed, 23/06/2010 - 10:01
  • nice fun bags, sad sack.

    mirren is a traitor to the crown and should be hanged for treason.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 09:55
  • nice fun bags, sad sack.

    mirren is a traitor to the crown and should be hanged for treason.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 09:55
  • I have always kind of loved Mirren, especially her inability to keep her clothes on. And is it just me, or is she about a billion times sexier than bloody Madge?

    But then she said that sort-of misogynist thing about date rape, and it upset me a bit because I never thought she was like that. I still would probably go for a pint with her but maybe she's off the dinner party list.

    Ah well. I hope I look as good when I am 64.

    tescopop Wed, 23/06/2010 - 10:01
  • you could knit a sweater by the fireside. and go for a ride on sunday mornings.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 10:41
  • lots of people are a billion times sexier than margaret thatcher, particularly now

    switch Wed, 23/06/2010 - 11:33
  • Oh-oh. Helen rocks but all she's done here is remind me of that old woman in The Shining.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 23/06/2010 - 12:17
  • Her comments on the BP stuff again show that all thesps should stick to pretending to be someone else. Once they move beyond their singular talent, they reveal themselves to be fucking morons. It's just a bit of a surprise that Helen Mirren was the most recent to confirm the stereotype.

    Stramash Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:32
  • quite so.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 23/06/2010 - 13:37
  • Oh for fucks sake. Pic 2. Why? Yes, the woman is very attractive for 64 but talk about tacky bullshit. It's all so fucking pompous and serious, where's the cheeky twinkle? And if you think they look 'pert' you're mental.
    M-E-N-T-A-L

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 23/06/2010 - 20:49
  • A sight more sexier than the likes of Megan fucking Fox and Whorebag Lohan. Yum.

    I thought Stella might have been waxing lyrical about her pert assets here,.....

    koshmar Wed, 23/06/2010 - 21:58
  • I'm sorry to say this, but I think she looks a bit carol mcgiffin in the third picture :o\

    sh-bang Thu, 24/06/2010 - 00:21
  • icky icky icky icky why did they have to put her in a bath naked? They could of put some designer clothes on her. Instead she just looks like an old woman in a bath needing a sponge this is savored for her husband not for others to be reminded of there aging mother in a bath I am sick of it!

    dancingworm Thu, 24/06/2010 - 01:25
  • Ha! Well said.

    debouched Thu, 24/06/2010 - 05:05
  • Fine, as long as we won't be seeing pix of Joe Pesci in the bath.

    debouched Thu, 24/06/2010 - 05:07
  • It must be like this walking in on your gran flicking herself off in the bath. I know she's a sexy older woman and all that but this is disturbing not sexy.

    shitthebed Thu, 24/06/2010 - 10:43
  • I think she is a great actress but her constant need to get her tits out is a bit sad. Does she really have any more integrity here than every other actress getting them out to get herself future work? I really can't see the difference.
    BTW. All tits look good in the bath because they float- they are probably hanging by her navel in real life, cos that's what gravity does to everyone in the end.

    huxylady Thu, 24/06/2010 - 11:02
  • Thank you. It is disturbing. And it's certainly no different to Peaches Geldof being photographed in the bath with her tits out. Or Lohan or Megan Fox. A scream of 'Look, I'm naked, I'm naked, I'm dead sexy aren't I'???
    She looked a million times better photographed on the beach in her bikini pretending she didn't know a photographer was there. It's not 'art' just because it's in some poncey supplement or mag. Samantha Fox and Linda Lusardi used to be sneered at for being honest about their job. They got their tits out on page three to earn money and be fancied.
    If it's so fucking acceptable and sexy why isn't Judi Dench getting them out? Because she doesn't need to. She's a self assured, talented, clever, funny, sexy individual. And she's not desperate.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 24/06/2010 - 14:52
  • Oops. Rant.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 24/06/2010 - 14:53
  • Looks like the bath has already been used - the water looks suspiciously mucky. Perhaps Taylor has been in first, and doubtless, bashed one out.

    Stramash Thu, 24/06/2010 - 15:27
  • I'm sorry to say I do agree with you and others echoing these sentiments....

    koshmar Thu, 24/06/2010 - 23:51
  • As both my grans are dead, that thought is particularly disturbing. Thanks for that image.

    huxylady Fri, 25/06/2010 - 09:29
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

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  • Currently abercrombie jeans in Hollywood and the abercrombie pants Abercrombie& Fitch abercrombie tees in youth market abercrombie shorts red head half abercrombie sweaters side sky, can abercrombie outerwears be treated abercrombie hoodies as new century, the representative of youth vogue, the A& F abercrombie polos is the brand that American university student loves most currently, the elk of a head of amiability prints in place ahead, youth but vogue.What the brand walks is the American style of South California.Soft cotton quality's wearing on the body is very comfortable, this quarter autumn winter, the A& F will continue to walk vogue sport style.

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