Help The Heroes charity event, celebrity falls over in street (not Kate Moss)

13Claudia Winkleman!Piers Morgan at the Help For Heroes event advertKate Moss at the Help For Heroes event Philip Green and daughter Chloe at the Help For Heroes event Philip Green's wife at the Help For Heroes event Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman before the falladvertTracey Emin at the Help For Heroes event Nancy Dell'Ollio at the Help For Heroes event Claudia Winkleman falls overClaudia Winkleman gets helped up as Philip Green has a lookadvertClaudia Winkleman covers modesty away from Green's prying eyesClaudia Winkleman on the floor

Which celebrity's fallen over?Which celebrity's fallen over?

Guess the clumsy celebrity!
Thu, 07/10/2010 - 12:32 by HM writer

Kate Moss and Tracey Emin attended the Help For Heroes auction dinner last but miraculously it wasn't either of them who fell over a stack of Daily Star newspapers (oh, the indignity!) and onto their arse outside Harry's Bar as a disgusted Philip Green looked on...

It's fist time offender Claudia Winkleman!

She later Tweeted after her accident:

"I lied down on the floor (i.e fell over pissed) and gasped "help me" as people pointed and wailed. it's not good. not good AT ALL.'

 

"Mortified. have come home for biscuits (i.e sober up)."

Other celebrities 'pointing' and 'wailing' (apart from Green, who was also attempting a sneaky upskirt glimpse) included world famous gurner Tracey Emin, Kate Moss, the Grinch, Tess Daly, husband Vernon Kay, who was wearing enough foundation to turn his eyebrows blonde, Piers Morgan and Nancy Dell'Ollio dressed as Juci Jeni in about ten years time...

Kate Moss bikini pictures, Vernon Kay and Tess Daly, Claudia Winkleman, Kate Moss, Sir Philip Green, Tess Daly, Vernon Kay

Comments

  • Look in the interests of fairness

    I hate Philip Green the tax dodging scroat

    but I dont think he is having a perv

    1)it is only Winkleman
    2)she has a jacket and leggings on

    grange Thu, 07/10/2010 - 13:24

  • is that Tess Daly and Alice Cooper?

    bridgemarc Thu, 07/10/2010 - 13:22

  • It's one of the great moral conundrums of our time. Is anything justifiable if the cause is so irrideemably correct and worthy.

    There was the concert for Help The Heroes where various of the great and good died on their arses (Jack Dee - how the mighty hae fallen), mimed or muttered risible platitudes about the cause to an audience generating the kind of atmosphere you might expect on Jupiter.

    Now there's this arseathon, which doubtless raised fortunes, for which I'm sure that squaddie with his guts hanging out in Selly Oak Hospital is thoroughly grateful.

    On the other hand, if Hitler invaded Poland for charity, would that have been acceptable?

    jiggerycock Thu, 07/10/2010 - 12:41

  • It's one of the great moral conundrums of our time. Is anything justifiable if the cause is so irrideemably correct and worthy.

    There was the concert for Help The Heroes where various of the great and good died on their arses (Jack Dee - how the mighty hae fallen), mimed or muttered risible platitudes about the cause to an audience generating the kind of atmosphere you might expect on Jupiter.

    Now there's this arseathon, which doubtless raised fortunes, for which I'm sure that squaddie with his guts hanging out in Selly Oak Hospital is thoroughly grateful.

    On the other hand, if Hitler invaded Poland for charity, would that have been acceptable?

    jiggerycock Thu, 07/10/2010 - 12:41

  • is that Tess Daly and Alice Cooper?

    bridgemarc Thu, 07/10/2010 - 13:22

  • Look in the interests of fairness

    I hate Philip Green the tax dodging scroat

    but I dont think he is having a perv

    1)it is only Winkleman
    2)she has a jacket and leggings on

    grange Thu, 07/10/2010 - 13:24

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