The Hills farewell party, pure unadulterated glamour and Paul Danan

The Hills Are Alive (with Z-listers)

Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:15 by HM writer

MTV's The Hills (like a US reality version of Hollyoaks) has come to an end and threw its farewell party to celebrate in London last night. The glamorous guests must have all gone home before we had a chance to see them, leaving behind Calum (no Fran) and Dangerous Danan (the ladies can't resist - except when they looked as fucked as this) with Denise Welch never failing to disappoint at the Mahiki afterparty (yes, those days of cocaine and booze are clearly over!)...

The turnout at the Haymarket hotel was even more dire than the state of the red carpet for the A-Team, with the likes of drink driver Chloe Madelely, ex-Atomic Kitten and Are You Fitter Than Your Daughter presenter Liz McClarnon, erm, the girlfriend of Theo Walcott and The Hills star Audrina Partridge...

Meanwhile, Welch was taking one for the Loose Women team by wearing an outfit she obviously stole from Kerry Katona's cupboard and flirting with someone too young even by Carol McGiffin's standards...

Soup ahoy!

Denise Welch pictures, Denise Welch

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gaga1155 Sat, 31/07/2010 - 16:26
Liz love NO!
Don't look cheap and grateful - give it some attitude otherwise people will start remembering that you really don't have a job.
As for the stuff up her nose. I can't imagine what it might be but it looks as if she's stuck some to her face. For later.
Paul "Mmm" Danan looks startled as if he can't quite remember if he's shat himself or not.
PuddyTwat Thu, 29/07/2010 - 00:48
poor danan, looks a bit fookd/burnt out there, shoulda stook to the hoakes and the nice confines of chester
i dont really care about any of these fukers, im only aware of that old bird that used to be in cory, pic 9 mind is where i start to get wound up, u see that gimp the old cory bird is with,
hes got those fuking boots on that every fashion victim twat in the universe is paying thru the nose for, whats happening here?, has some service man in afghanistan wondered upon a job lot of these left over from when russia had a pop at em, gathered em up, brought em back
to the uk for cunts lke ths to wear?
Pic 12, cory bird taking it the arse from either her chauffeur or that vintage boot tit in a mature/car porn flick, nice

TheNode
TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:05
aaah so nice to see the rascal danan back on the circuit
merkin Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:53
Many of horror!! What is wrong with dannans face? It looks like its shivelling from the heat, bit redder and he would be a sun dried tomato which, to be fair, are quite nice.
topguntop Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:15
Many of horror!! What is wrong with dannans face? It looks like its shivelling from the heat, bit redder and he would be a sun dried tomato which, to be fair, are quite nice.
topguntop Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:15

Many of horror!! What is wrong with dannans face? It looks like its shivelling from the heat, bit redder and he would be a sun dried tomato which, to be fair, are quite nice.
topguntop Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:15
Many of horror!! What is wrong with dannans face? It looks like its shivelling from the heat, bit redder and he would be a sun dried tomato which, to be fair, are quite nice.
topguntop Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:15
aaah so nice to see the rascal danan back on the circuit
merkin Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:53
poor danan, looks a bit fookd/burnt out there, shoulda stook to the hoakes and the nice confines of chester
i dont really care about any of these fukers, im only aware of that old bird that used to be in cory, pic 9 mind is where i start to get wound up, u see that gimp the old cory bird is with,
hes got those fuking boots on that every fashion victim twat in the universe is paying thru the nose for, whats happening here?, has some service man in afghanistan wondered upon a job lot of these left over from when russia had a pop at em, gathered em up, brought em back
to the uk for cunts lke ths to wear?
Pic 12, cory bird taking it the arse from either her chauffeur or that vintage boot tit in a mature/car porn flick, nice

TheNode
TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:05
Liz love NO!
Don't look cheap and grateful - give it some attitude otherwise people will start remembering that you really don't have a job.
As for the stuff up her nose. I can't imagine what it might be but it looks as if she's stuck some to her face. For later.
Paul "Mmm" Danan looks startled as if he can't quite remember if he's shat himself or not.
PuddyTwat Thu, 29/07/2010 - 00:48
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gaga1155 Sat, 31/07/2010 - 16:26